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Topics => General Board => Topic started by: Pandora on July 04, 2011, 10:03:15 AM

Title: NYC Rations Toilet Paper at Coney Island
Post by: Pandora on July 04, 2011, 10:03:15 AM
It’s an Obama world…
They’re even rationing toilet paper at Coney Island now. (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2011/07/its-an-obama-world-nyc-rations-toilet-paper/)

Why not do away with the attendant and buy the t.p.?  Same comment made repeatedly at link.

Did I say "Happy Independence Day"?
Title: Re: NYC Rations Toilet Paper at Coney Island
Post by: LadyVirginia on July 04, 2011, 10:41:49 AM
yuck

on the other hand, some enterprising person could set up a booth selling tp rolls sell rolls out of their car
Title: Re: NYC Rations Toilet Paper at Coney Island
Post by: Sectionhand on July 04, 2011, 11:41:17 AM
Sounds like it's time to hold a  " Sh*t In " .
Title: Re: NYC Rations Toilet Paper at Coney Island
Post by: Glock32 on July 04, 2011, 11:51:22 AM
What are the odds these attendants belong to a public employees union?
Title: Re: NYC Rations Toilet Paper at Coney Island
Post by: Vince Lombardi on July 04, 2011, 12:07:46 PM
Couldn't they save more by just getting rid of the Attendant?  $10, $15, $20 an hour?????
Title: Re: NYC Rations Toilet Paper at Coney Island
Post by: Pandora on July 04, 2011, 12:15:25 PM
Couldn't they save more by just getting rid of the Attendant?  $10, $15, $20 an hour?????

Probably could.  Probably union, as Glock wrote, so, no.
Title: Re: NYC Rations Toilet Paper at Coney Island
Post by: charlesoakwood on July 04, 2011, 12:17:39 PM

The position was originally created in order to restrain people suffering from happy feet.    ::mooning::

Title: Re: NYC Rations Toilet Paper at Coney Island
Post by: rickl on July 04, 2011, 12:25:09 PM
Wow, a newbie who's not a spammer!  That's a novelty.

Welcome, Vince!
Title: Re: NYC Rations Toilet Paper at Coney Island
Post by: Glock32 on July 04, 2011, 01:23:34 PM
You know, there's a joke somewhere in this story about eliminating waste....
Title: Re: NYC Rations Toilet Paper at Coney Island
Post by: IronDioPriest on July 04, 2011, 04:54:59 PM
Wow, a newbie who's not a spammer!  That's a novelty.

Welcome, Vince!

Welcome Vince. We've had a recent spate of spammers registering and posting links to their lame product websites. Glad you found our corner.
Title: Re: NYC Rations Toilet Paper at Coney Island
Post by: IronDioPriest on July 04, 2011, 04:55:59 PM
You know, there's a joke somewhere in this story about eliminating waste....

Yes there is. I know somebody out there could wrap their brain around exactly what that joke may be. All I'm good for is recognizing the potential.
Title: Re: NYC Rations Toilet Paper at Coney Island
Post by: AlanS on July 04, 2011, 08:17:33 PM
You know, there's a joke somewhere in this story about eliminating waste....

Yes there is. I know somebody out there could wrap their brain around exactly what that joke may be. All I'm good for is recognizing the potential.

I, too, seem to have lost my imagination............or my mind has gone into the crapper.
Title: Re: NYC Rations Toilet Paper at Coney Island
Post by: John Florida on July 04, 2011, 09:00:38 PM
You know, there's a joke somewhere in this story about eliminating waste....

Yes there is. I know somebody out there could wrap their brain around exactly what that joke may be. All I'm good for is recognizing the potential.

I, too, seem to have lost my imagination............or my mind has gone into the crapper.



 ::puke::
Title: Re: NYC Rations Toilet Paper at Coney Island
Post by: Predator Don on July 04, 2011, 11:01:09 PM
They are stupid....Don't ration, recycle.....

Would it be anti sementic if you didn't give muslims any????? I mean, rumor is they really don't use it.
Title: Re: NYC Rations Toilet Paper at Coney Island
Post by: ToddF on July 05, 2011, 10:01:21 AM
New York might as well make it's third world status official by setting up a booth selling individual squares of TP for a quarter apiece.  ::laughonfloor::

Here's another great idea, untapped in the previously first world state of New York.  Squat toilets.   ::USA::
Title: Re: NYC Rations Toilet Paper at Coney Island
Post by: ToddF on July 05, 2011, 10:04:16 AM
On a brighter side, we now know one more thing, someone with a Poli Sci degree is qualified for.  ;D
Title: Re: NYC Rations Toilet Paper at Coney Island
Post by: Libertas on July 05, 2011, 08:14:38 PM
2000 year old technology and union jackasses plug up the whole works!

History of the World Part 1 Plumbing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK0NRgbZVmA#)

 ::unknowncomic::