It's About Liberty: A Conservative Forum
Topics => Entertainment => Topic started by: Predator Don on March 04, 2011, 03:55:05 PM
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Giving us rednecks a break..... ::whoohoo::
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim
3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your underwear.
You may be a Muslim
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim
10. Your cousin is president of the United States .
You may be a Muslim
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Ziiiiiiiinnnnnnnggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Foxworthy has a way about him, doesn't he? Among the "redneck" comedians, for my money he's at the top.
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Heh.
Any news if CAIR is up in arms or if some Imam issued a fatwa?
Number 11 & 12 are ready-made then -
11. If you have no sense of humor and are unable to laugh at yourself, you definitely are a Muslim!
12. If your idea of justice is no trial, no evidence and a severed head just because some cleric told you so, you're definitely a Muslim!
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Funny, but not Foxworthy