It's About Liberty: A Conservative Forum
Topics => General Board => Topic started by: jpatrickham on October 21, 2011, 09:21:33 AM
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Friday, 21 October 2011 05:39 Mike Adams
"If you burn your yard rather than mow it, you might be a redneck, says comedian Jeff Foxworthy. But how might you realize you're a zombie? Here are the top ten signs that you just might be a zombie...
Sign #1: If you routinely take flu shot vaccines and then wonder why you still catch the flu every winter, you might be a zombie.
Annual flu shots are "medicines for the mindless." Even according to the medical scientists who are pro-vaccine, flu shots simply don't work on 99 out of 100 people. So if you find yourself standing in line at the pharmacy waiting to get a flu shot, think to yourself, "Whoa! I might be a zombie!"
Sign #2: If you find yourself watching mainstream media news, but still can't make sense of world events, you might be a zombie.
The purpose of the mainstream media is not to keep you informed, but to make you obedient. Mainstream news stories are chosen to promote a corporate agenda, not to bring you accurate information about events that might impact your life in meaningful ways. Those who watch mainstream news television quickly become zombies and then go on to succumb to vaccines and other brain poisons such as fluoride in the water (see below).
Sign #3: If you find yourself mindlessly following your doctor's advice even while your sickness gets increasingly worse, you might be a zombie."
http://www.rightsidenews.com/2011102114768/life-and-science/culture-wars/top-ten-signs-that-you-might-be-a-zombie.html? ::unknowncomic::
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Man, zombies have been coming up a LOT lately.
BTW, welcome back JPat? Where ya been?
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Man, zombies have been coming up a LOT lately.
BTW, welcome back JPat? Where ya been?
Here, there, everywhere! ::angel::
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Sign #8: If you drink fluoridated tap water, you are a fluoridated zombie (which is, of course, the whole point of fluoride).
OPE! OPE!
Paging General Ripper, General Ripper please pick up line one...General Ripper...
;D
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Sign #6: If all your savings are currently held in US dollars, you are almost certainly an economic zombie.
I'm pretty well screwed there.
Sign #9: If you find yourself rooting for any presidential candidate other than Ron Paul, you're probably a political zombie.
Guess I'm a political zombie at least.
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Sign #9: If you find yourself rooting for any presidential candidate other than Ron Paul, you're probably a political zombie.
Ron Paul is the only Presidential candidate who has offered a genuine balanced budget (all the other candidates want to keep spending us into financial oblivion). Ron Paul is the only Presidential candidate who stands firmly for health freedom, ending prohibition against medical marijuana, legalizing the farming of industrial hemp, and allowing nutritional supplement companies to make accurate, scientifically-validated health claims for their products. All the other candidates are just corporate puppets who have nothing to offer America other than a continuation of the problems that have driven our nation into economic and political turmoil.
No, you're probably a paulbot zombie.
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If you believe all ten signs, then you are not a Zombie, just a moron.
Come on. Ron Paul?
Sheesh . . .
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11. If you believe that Ron Paul is a zombie, you're probably not a zombie. ::rolllaughing::
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11. If you believe that Ron Paul is a zombie, you're probably not a zombie. ::rolllaughing::
::thumbsup::