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Topics => Entertainment => Topic started by: Janny on October 27, 2011, 08:55:46 PM

Title: They're Finally Together!
Post by: Janny on October 27, 2011, 08:55:46 PM

LORD... THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER ....



Judy married Ted; they had 13 children. Ted died.



She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.



Bob was killed in a car accident, & 12 years later Judy remarried again.



... and this time, she & John had 5 more children.



Judy finally died, after having 25 children.



Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,

"Lord, they are finally together."



Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:



"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"



Margaret replied:



"I think he means her legs, Ethel...."

Title: Re: They're Finally Together!
Post by: Libertas on October 28, 2011, 06:36:25 AM

 ::rimshot::

Title: Re: They're Finally Together!
Post by: Predator Don on October 28, 2011, 03:03:39 PM

 ::hysterical:: ::hysterical::

Title: Re: They're Finally Together!
Post by: Sectionhand on October 29, 2011, 03:07:12 AM

An elderly lady was visiting her new doctor for a check-up and he asked her ; " Have you been bedridden recently ?"
She replied ; " Oh no . Not since my husband died twenty years ago !"

Title: Re: They're Finally Together!
Post by: IronDioPriest on October 29, 2011, 03:38:50 AM

Quote from: Sectionhand on October 29, 2011, 03:07:12 AM

An elderly lady was visiting her new doctor for a check-up and he asked her ; " Have you been bedridden recently ?"
She replied ; " Oh no . Not since my husband died twenty years ago !"

 ::rimshot:: You'll be here all week, try the veal, don't forget to tip your bartenders and waitresses!

 ::hysterical::