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Topics => General Board => Topic started by: Weisshaupt on February 23, 2012, 08:57:40 AM

Title: Self Stimulation
Post by: Weisshaupt on February 23, 2012, 08:57:40 AM: GM plans to use Volts in its fleet, and refuse to reimburse employees that don't use them (http://gas2.org/2012/02/20/ge-forcing-employees-into-chevy-volts/)

Well, we had all of these useless lemons lying around see, so we figured we would up our Volt sales by buying them ourselves. You know, a lot like the Fed loaning the Government money, and then buying the bonds at auction. See. We made money! And, as usual, the taxpayers foot the bill.
Title: Re: Self Stimulation
Post by: Predator Don on February 23, 2012, 10:10:28 AM: Quote from: Weisshaupt on February 23, 2012, 08:57:40 AM
GM plans to use Volts in its fleet, and refuse to reimburse employees that don't use them (http://gas2.org/2012/02/20/ge-forcing-employees-into-chevy-volts/)

Well, we had all of these useless lemons lying around see, so we figured we would up our Volt sales by buying them ourselves. You know, a lot like the Fed loaning the Government money, and then buying the bonds at auction. See. We made money! And, as usual, the taxpayers foot the bill.

So they believe it will save them money in the long run..... ::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::laughonfloor:: ::laughonfloor:: ::rolllaughing:: ::rolllaughing::
Title: Re: Self Stimulation
Post by: IronDioPriest on February 23, 2012, 10:12:30 AM: And of course, the government and its media propagandists will tout the "sales spike" of the Volt, and call it a success of the Obama Administration implementation of the auto industry bailout.
Title: Re: Self Stimulation
Post by: Libertas on February 23, 2012, 11:26:09 AM: Well, for people who have their heads up their asses 24-7, what other idea were they going to have?
Title: Re: Self Stimulation
Post by: michelleo on February 23, 2012, 03:08:01 PM: Would that be called self-stimulation or self-immolation?
Title: Re: Self Stimulation
Post by: IronDioPriest on February 23, 2012, 03:30:00 PM: Quote from: michelleo on February 23, 2012, 03:08:01 PM
Would that be called self-stimulation or self-immolation?

If they don't get around to it, we can always help them immolate.

:o
Title: Re: Self Stimulation
Post by: LadyVirginia on February 24, 2012, 10:30:04 AM: I saw a volt a couple of weeks ago!

I tried to get next to it to see what kind of person was driving it but she turned before I got close.

Was kind of surprised a big neon sign wasn't hanging above the car that read "stupid". But then I guess the word Volt on the rear accomplishes the same thing.
Title: Re: Self Stimulation
Post by: Pandora on February 24, 2012, 01:08:24 PM: LOL. Yep; Volt stands for Dolt.
Title: Re: Self Stimulation
Post by: Glock32 on February 24, 2012, 01:59:03 PM: "Welcome to Self-Stimulation 101, with your instructor Dr. Jocelyn Elders"
Title: Re: Self Stimulation
Post by: LadyVirginia on February 24, 2012, 02:01:07 PM: Quote from: Glock32 on February 24, 2012, 01:59:03 PM
"Welcome to Self-Stimulation 101, with your instructor Dr. Jocelyn Elders"

libs would need a class....
::hysterical::
Title: Re: Self Stimulation
Post by: Libertas on February 24, 2012, 02:49:45 PM: Quote from: Glock32 on February 24, 2012, 01:59:03 PM
"Welcome to Self-Stimulation 101, with your instructor Dr. Jocelyn Elders"

::speechless::

::exitstageleft::
Title: Re: Self Stimulation
Post by: Glock32 on February 24, 2012, 02:58:41 PM: Quote from: Libertas on February 24, 2012, 02:49:45 PM
Quote from: Glock32 on February 24, 2012, 01:59:03 PM
"Welcome to Self-Stimulation 101, with your instructor Dr. Jocelyn Elders"

::speechless::

::exitstageleft::

Hey, she did say it was something that ought to be taught in school!