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Title: Something wonderful: Sh$t Southern Women Say
Post by: Pandora on December 21, 2012, 01:04:11 AM
Sh%t Southern Women Say, Episode 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chrEsZffie8#ws)
Title: Re: Something wonderful: Sh$t Southern Women Say
Post by: IronDioPriest on December 21, 2012, 09:25:30 AM
My MiL (from Flippin AR) just heard me watching this video. She said, "What is that? It sounds like a bunch of sh*t Southern women say."  ::hysterical::

BTW... :38 secs? Hummina-hummina.  ::exitstageleft::
Title: Re: Something wonderful: Sh$t Southern Women Say
Post by: Libertas on December 21, 2012, 10:04:07 AM
"...jerk a knot in your tail..."!!!   ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: Something wonderful: Sh$t Southern Women Say
Post by: Sectionhand on December 21, 2012, 01:06:30 PM
Man ... That takes me back to my log-rollin' days !
Title: Re: Something wonderful: Sh$t Southern Women Say
Post by: Glock32 on December 21, 2012, 01:08:37 PM

BTW... :38 secs? Hummina-hummina.  ::exitstageleft::


You got that right.    ::pimp::
Title: Re: Something wonderful: Sh$t Southern Women Say
Post by: Pandora on December 21, 2012, 01:48:30 PM
"...jerk a knot in your tail..."!!!   ::laughonfloor::

I like that one, too, Libertas.

IDP, LOL your MiL.
Title: Re: Something wonderful: Sh$t Southern Women Say
Post by: AmericanPatriot on December 21, 2012, 02:27:15 PM
It makes me melt when I get called "Sugah"
Title: Re: Something wonderful: Sh$t Southern Women Say
Post by: Alphabet Soup on December 21, 2012, 06:48:26 PM
It makes me melt when I get called "Sugah"

I still recall how much crap I got from females after my family moved to Washington when I would call them "Ma'am". You'da thought I called 'em "bitch" (actually nowadays I think that is de rigueur). It didn't help (or even matter) when it was pointed out that these were the manners we were taught and that it was a sign of respect.

The funny thing is, all these decades later I still do that - much to their distress and aggravation (old habits die hard). However, being an old curmudgeon means that I am free to call 'em bitches too (when the circumstances warrant of course)

 ;)
Title: Re: Something wonderful: Sh$t Southern Women Say
Post by: warpmine on December 23, 2012, 02:19:14 PM
It makes me melt when I get called "Sugah"

I still recall how much crap I got from females after my family moved to Washington when I would call them "Ma'am". You'da thought I called 'em "bitch" (actually nowadays I think that is de rigueur). It didn't help (or even matter) when it was pointed out that these were the manners we were taught and that it was a sign of respect.

The funny thing is, all these decades later I still do that - much to their distress and aggravation (old habits die hard). However, being an old curmudgeon means that I am free to call 'em bitches too (when the circumstances warrant of course)

 ;)
My guess is they don't want or deserve that respect so start to call them their preferred address, whore and bitch. ::rolllaughing::
Title: Re: Something wonderful: Sh$t Southern Women Say
Post by: ChrstnHsbndFthr on December 23, 2012, 10:09:47 PM
The one. "he's happier'n a dog with two peters" was a new one on me. Had to clean my computer screen and it was a waste of good rum. Funny as all get out, though!
Title: Re: Something wonderful: Sh$t Southern Women Say
Post by: Predator Don on December 23, 2012, 11:38:58 PM
I'm offended of the stereotype of southern women. Plus, I may be the only person here who actually understood every word uttered.  ::thinking::
Title: Re: Something wonderful: Sh$t Southern Women Say
Post by: Pandora on December 24, 2012, 01:48:05 AM
I'm offended of the stereotype of southern women. Plus, I may be the only person here who actually understood every word uttered.  ::thinking::

Boy, you dun bin programmed.  LoL.
Title: Re: Something wonderful: Sh$t Southern Women Say
Post by: Sectionhand on December 24, 2012, 09:52:26 AM
I'm offended of the stereotype of southern women. Plus, I may be the only person here who actually understood every word uttered.  ::thinking::

I lived in the Deep South for nine years . I'm fluent in "Southern Woman" !
Title: Re: Something wonderful: Sh$t Southern Women Say
Post by: Libertas on December 24, 2012, 11:50:09 AM
I'm offended of the stereotype of southern women. Plus, I may be the only person here who actually understood every word uttered.  ::thinking::

I lived in the Deep South for nine years . I'm fluent in "Southern Woman" !

Where can I get one of them?  I might be more compliant in their company, as it is I've grown a deaf ear to the mindless griping of these northern women...I bet if I was told in a nice southern drawl to go out in the garage and hammer my toes flat it might actually sound like a good idea...

 ;D
Title: Re: Something wonderful: Sh$t Southern Women Say
Post by: Predator Don on December 24, 2012, 12:22:08 PM
I'm offended of the stereotype of southern women. Plus, I may be the only person here who actually understood every word uttered.  ::thinking::

I lived in the Deep South for nine years . I'm fluent in "Southern Woman" !

 ::rolllaughing::
Title: Re: Something wonderful: Sh$t Southern Women Say
Post by: AlanS on December 24, 2012, 02:41:49 PM
I'm well versed in redneck, so I caught everything that was said. I do think they need a cajun version, though.
Title: Re: Something wonderful: Sh$t Southern Women Say
Post by: John Florida on December 24, 2012, 03:10:25 PM
It makes me melt when I get called "Sugah"

 A couple of them can call whatever they want.I'll answer to it.
Title: Re: Something wonderful: Sh$t Southern Women Say
Post by: Libertas on December 25, 2012, 02:06:06 PM
AP, check out 2:38.

Sh%t Southern Women Say, Episode 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUFL2GT1-2g#ws)

 ;D
Title: Re: Something wonderful: Sh$t Southern Women Say
Post by: AmericanPatriot on December 25, 2012, 11:42:07 PM
Now, that's "sugah"