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Title: Oh-oh. Manti Te'o Hoax or hoaxed?
Post by: BigAlSouth on January 19, 2013, 12:39:47 PM
This is apparently more than just a sports story: All-America linebacker for the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, BCS Number 1 ranked college football team in America (at the time, until they got their ass handed to them by a vastly superior team, Alabama, in the National Championship Game, but that's another story) had a girlfriend. Then she died of cancer. But she was just awesome and inspired ol' Manti to play his freakin heart out.

Just one problem: She didn't exist. Now, the pop culture commentators appear divided as to whether the All-America scholar-athlete (damn, I just love using that oxy-moron) was the victim of a hoax or did he make the whole thing up?

What does Mr. BAS think about this? I think a red-blooded male college football player who has to make up a girlfriend is a closeted homo. Not that there is anything wrong with being a homo, according to the standards of Hollywood and modern pop culture. Hell, every third show on t.v. today features some guy or gal who likes to hook up with guys or gals. In other words, they prefer playing with the same team. So to speak. I guess over the 13 years or so that I played football, statistically, I had at least 26 non-heterosexuals on my teams through the years. As long as they kept their privates "preference" private, and did their job, I would not have cared.

If all this was in reality was a young kid trying to get some Heisman Trophy attention by making up some tear jerker story about some dead girl, he failed. He should have just come out as the first openly gay Heisman Trophy candidate. Now, that would have generated all kinds of publicity. Since publicity, apparently, was what young scholar-athlete Manti Te'o wanted.
Title: Re: Oh-oh. Manti Te'o Hoax or hoaxed?
Post by: Libertas on January 19, 2013, 02:08:55 PM
Kinda in line with a local sports talk guy in town BAS, there are only 3 realistic choices here - 1) He was in on it 2) he was (as they say) "catfished" and is a fool or 3) he is gay and this was his window dressing so NFL teams interested in drafting him thought he was the all-American normal heterosexual man about town.
Title: Re: Oh-oh. Manti Te'o Hoax or hoaxed?
Post by: BigAlSouth on January 19, 2013, 02:42:43 PM
Well, yeah. I'll take curtain number 3, Bob . . .

I do not understand the total lack of discussion in the media and other arenas about the question of why a total stud like Manti would have to exclusively date an unavailable babe for years . . .
Title: Re: Oh-oh. Manti Te'o Hoax or hoaxed?
Post by: charlesoakwood on January 19, 2013, 03:27:24 PM

So that's why the media keeps riding this dead end story!
Title: Re: Oh-oh. Manti Te'o Hoax or hoaxed?
Post by: Sectionhand on January 19, 2013, 03:43:04 PM
If he wasn't in on the "hoax" , then he's got to be the dumbest s.o.b. to ever hold a football .
Title: Re: Oh-oh. Manti Te'o Hoax or hoaxed?
Post by: Glock32 on January 19, 2013, 03:53:33 PM
If he wasn't in on the "hoax" , then he's got to be the dumbest s.o.b. to ever hold a football .


Certainly no Norman Einstein....to quote Joe Theismann.

Title: Re: Oh-oh. Manti Te'o Hoax or hoaxed?
Post by: IronDioPriest on January 19, 2013, 07:18:53 PM

So that's why the media keeps riding this dead end story!


I see what you did there.
 ::bows::

Title: Re: Oh-oh. Manti Te'o Hoax or hoaxed?
Post by: Alphabet Soup on January 19, 2013, 09:06:27 PM
At my age I've found that the best girlfriends are the made up ones...  :o
Title: Re: Oh-oh. Manti Te'o Hoax or hoaxed?
Post by: Sectionhand on January 20, 2013, 04:47:14 AM
At my age I've found that the best girlfriends are the made up ones...  :o

I think Te'o and his right hand are a match made in heaven .
Title: Re: Oh-oh. Manti Te'o Hoax or hoaxed?
Post by: AlanS on January 20, 2013, 09:51:14 AM
I'm still trying to figure out why this is news....
Title: Re: Oh-oh. Manti Te'o Hoax or hoaxed?
Post by: Libertas on January 20, 2013, 01:43:08 PM
I'm still trying to figure out why this is news....

Slow news day.

Oh, and I bet ND officials leaked it to distract people from asking them over and over again why they sucked so bad against Alabama.

The jokes are hilarious though -

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BAyWyn4CMAA9MKr.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BAxy0T0CUAElRFL.jpg)

http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/2013/best-jokes-manti-teo-fake-girlfriend/ (http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/2013/best-jokes-manti-teo-fake-girlfriend/)

Title: Re: Oh-oh. Manti Te'o Hoax or hoaxed?
Post by: Predator Don on January 20, 2013, 11:29:45 PM
Maybe the idea came from one of obamas girlfriends.
Title: Re: Oh-oh. Manti Te'o Hoax or hoaxed?
Post by: Libertas on January 21, 2013, 06:52:40 AM
Maybe the idea came from one of obamas girlfriends.

 ::rimshot::