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Title: ObamaCare - Be Prepared to Answer Detailed Questions About Your Sex Life
Post by: Libertas on September 16, 2013, 11:43:10 AM

http://nypost.com/2013/09/15/obamacare-will-question-your-sex-life/ (http://nypost.com/2013/09/15/obamacare-will-question-your-sex-life/)

I will at least do #3 and I am seriously thinking of #6...

Title: Re: ObamaCare - Be Prepared to Answer Detailed Questions About Your Sex Life
Post by: LadyVirginia on September 16, 2013, 11:51:24 AM

I answered #2--not respond assuming it was a form.  If the dr asked, I'd asked how was this relevant to my treatment.  Then let him deal with the paperwork.  If told I can't get care without answering I'd leave.

Title: Re: ObamaCare - Be Prepared to Answer Detailed Questions About Your Sex Life
Post by: warpmine on September 16, 2013, 12:14:33 PM

leave, come back with a loaded gun and tell him nobody will have care anymore from him! Shoot him through the eye. Yell out, office is now closed! ::hysterical::

Title: Re: ObamaCare - Be Prepared to Answer Detailed Questions About Your Sex Life
Post by: Predator Don on September 16, 2013, 02:32:50 PM

After reading the story to realize monies will be withheld if they do not ask.....I'm more apt to give the doc a wink and tell a story.

Title: Re: ObamaCare - Be Prepared to Answer Detailed Questions About Your Sex Life
Post by: Septugenarian on September 16, 2013, 04:03:46 PM

What an opportunity to brag up a storm!  My MD will just chuckle and play the game.  ;D

Title: Re: ObamaCare - Be Prepared to Answer Detailed Questions About Your Sex Life
Post by: IronDioPriest on September 16, 2013, 04:04:15 PM

Quote from: Septugenarian on September 16, 2013, 04:03:46 PM

What an opportunity to brag up a storm!  My MD will just chuckle and play the game.  ;D

 ::thumbsup::

That's the funniest comment I've seen regarding this newest revelation, anywhere on the Interwebs it is being discussed!

Title: Re: ObamaCare - Be Prepared to Answer Detailed Questions About Your Sex Life
Post by: AlanS on September 16, 2013, 06:26:59 PM

I'm married, so even if I did answer any questions, it'd be a short conversation. ::unknowncomic::

Title: Re: ObamaCare - Be Prepared to Answer Detailed Questions About Your Sex Life
Post by: warpmine on September 16, 2013, 08:57:14 PM

Quote from: AlanS on September 16, 2013, 06:26:59 PM

I'm married, so even if I did answer any questions, it'd be a short conversation. ::unknowncomic::

Ain't that the truth. Use to a joke 'bout that.
How do you stop a Jewish girl from have sex............marry her! ::unknowncomic::

Title: Re: ObamaCare - Be Prepared to Answer Detailed Questions About Your Sex Life
Post by: Sectionhand on September 17, 2013, 04:37:02 AM

Jewish American Princess's "dream house" ... a twenty room mansion with no kitchen or bedrooms .

Title: Re: ObamaCare - Be Prepared to Answer Detailed Questions About Your Sex Life
Post by: warpmine on September 17, 2013, 05:03:08 AM

Quote from: Sectionhand on September 17, 2013, 04:37:02 AM

Jewish American Princess's "dream house" ... a twenty room mansion with no kitchen or bedrooms .

with huge bathrooms with giant vanity mirrors.

Title: Re: ObamaCare - Be Prepared to Answer Detailed Questions About Your Sex Life
Post by: Shelgeyr on September 17, 2013, 09:27:09 PM

I will tell them it is none of their bleeping business, but only because I have young children so I've grown accustomed to actually using the word "bleeping".

Title: Re: ObamaCare - Be Prepared to Answer Detailed Questions About Your Sex Life
Post by: Pandora on September 17, 2013, 09:29:46 PM

LOL.  I could use a little restraint in my own life.

Title: Re: ObamaCare - Be Prepared to Answer Detailed Questions About Your Sex Life
Post by: Predator Don on September 17, 2013, 10:54:10 PM

It's late and I'm tired.....and when I get tired my mind races.....



Doctor: can you please tell me about your sex life?
Me: could you be a little more specific what you consider sex?


Doctor: I need some specifics about your sex life.
Me: talk to the hand.


Doctor: how many times do you have sex each week.
Me: including dreams?


Doctor: I'm sorry, but by law I must ask you about your sex life.
Me: ok. Give me two Viagra and call me in the morning.

Title: Re: ObamaCare - Be Prepared to Answer Detailed Questions About Your Sex Life
Post by: Libertas on September 18, 2013, 07:36:29 AM

Quote from: Predator Don on September 17, 2013, 10:54:10 PM

It's late and I'm tired.....and when I get tired my mind races.....



Doctor: can you please tell me about your sex life?
Me: could you be a little more specific what you consider sex?


Doctor: I need some specifics about your sex life.
Me: talk to the hand.


Doctor: how many times do you have sex each week.
Me: including dreams?


Doctor: I'm sorry, but by law I must ask you about your sex life.
Me: ok. Give me two Viagra and call me in the morning.

 ::hysterical::

 ::clapping::

Stay up late more often, OK?!   ;D