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Topics => General Board => Topic started by: AlanS on November 12, 2013, 05:37:51 PM

Title: Work place safety
Post by: AlanS on November 12, 2013, 05:37:51 PM
Porn Stars Would Have To Wear Goggles Under New Draft Of California Bill  (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/10/porn-stars-goggles-california-bill_n_4250701.html?goback=.gde_57086_member_5805729062420754433#!)
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The bill is stalled in the senate, but the most recent proposed draft would -- in addition to mandating condom use -- require that "personal protective equipment" be used to "prevent contact of an employee's eye; skin, mucous membranes, or genitals with the blood or OPIM-STI of another."

"OPIM STI" is defined by OSHA as:

    Pre-ejaculate, ejaculate, semen, vaginal secretions, fecal matter and rectal secretions, secretions from wounds or sores that are potentially infected with sexually transmitted pathogens, any other bodily fluid when visibly contaminated with blood or all bodily fluids in situations where it is difficult or impossible to differentiate between bodily fluids.

The Oct. 2 draft of AB 640 was leaked to the adult entertainment blog Mike South last month. The full text of the new draft can be seen there. (WARNING: NSFW link)

In November, Los Angeles County passed the Safer Sex in the Adult Film Industry Act -- also known as "Measure B" -- that required porn actors in Los Angeles to wear condoms during all vaginal and anal sex scenes. Despite stiff opposition from adult performers and producers, the bill passed by majority vote.

Before Measure B passed, porn stars James Deen and Jessica Drake protested the measure by filming a satirical public service announcement depicting a future in which porn stars must wear safety goggles and protective head gear.

With the new AB 640 draft, it seems that their PSA may not have been so ridiculous after all.

I guess my dream to be a porn star has petered out. ::unknowncomic::
Title: Re: Work place safety
Post by: richb on November 12, 2013, 06:10:28 PM
Porn Stars Would Have To Wear Goggles Under New Draft Of California Bill  (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/10/porn-stars-goggles-california-bill_n_4250701.html?goback=.gde_57086_member_5805729062420754433#!)
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The bill is stalled in the senate, but the most recent proposed draft would -- in addition to mandating condom use -- require that "personal protective equipment" be used to "prevent contact of an employee's eye; skin, mucous membranes, or genitals with the blood or OPIM-STI of another."

"OPIM STI" is defined by OSHA as:

    Pre-ejaculate, ejaculate, semen, vaginal secretions, fecal matter and rectal secretions, secretions from wounds or sores that are potentially infected with sexually transmitted pathogens, any other bodily fluid when visibly contaminated with blood or all bodily fluids in situations where it is difficult or impossible to differentiate between bodily fluids.

The Oct. 2 draft of AB 640 was leaked to the adult entertainment blog Mike South last month. The full text of the new draft can be seen there. (WARNING: NSFW link)

In November, Los Angeles County passed the Safer Sex in the Adult Film Industry Act -- also known as "Measure B" -- that required porn actors in Los Angeles to wear condoms during all vaginal and anal sex scenes. Despite stiff opposition from adult performers and producers, the bill passed by majority vote.

Before Measure B passed, porn stars James Deen and Jessica Drake protested the measure by filming a satirical public service announcement depicting a future in which porn stars must wear safety goggles and protective head gear.

With the new AB 640 draft, it seems that their PSA may not have been so ridiculous after all.

I guess my dream to be a porn star has petered out. ::unknowncomic::

Corny one AlanS.

Wow,  California even wants to drive out the PORN business................
Title: Re: Work place safety
Post by: Pandora on November 12, 2013, 06:56:16 PM
It's not bad; porn-corn.  ::snerk::
Title: Re: Work place safety
Post by: Libertas on November 13, 2013, 07:31:09 AM
Calipornia has given way to Mexifornia...

Hmm, is the fruit & veggie pickin' industry...safe?  They have to be sportin' full hazmat gear by now too, eh?
Title: Re: Work place safety
Post by: ToddF on November 13, 2013, 08:50:51 AM
This is just a prelude to the whole body condom, that will look something like this.

(http://www.bartcop.com/kerry-condom-suit.jpg)

 ::pimp::
Title: Re: Work place safety
Post by: benb61 on November 13, 2013, 09:30:35 AM
This is just a prelude to the whole body condom, that will look something like this.

(http://www.bartcop.com/kerry-condom-suit.jpg)

 ::pimp::

Yeah, NASA has been using them for years, That is a Flight Prep Technician coming out of a Space Shuttle at the launch pad.
Title: Re: Work place safety
Post by: AlanS on November 13, 2013, 09:38:24 AM
This is just a prelude to the whole body condom, that will look something like this.

(http://www.bartcop.com/kerry-condom-suit.jpg)

 ::pimp::

I guess I'm old fashioned, but I'm not sure I'd go out with a woman that found that erotic.
Title: Re: Work place safety
Post by: Libertas on November 13, 2013, 11:49:51 AM
This is just a prelude to the whole body condom, that will look something like this.

(http://www.bartcop.com/kerry-condom-suit.jpg)

 ::pimp::

I guess I'm old fashioned, but I'm not sure I'd go out with a woman that found that erotic.

Yeah, but it seems to attract a wealthy heiress...go figure!   ::unknowncomic::
Title: Re: Work place safety
Post by: Septugenarian on November 13, 2013, 12:22:43 PM
Alan, I'm starting to wonder about you and places you find yourself.
Title: Re: Work place safety
Post by: ToddF on November 13, 2013, 12:54:37 PM
This is just a prelude to the whole body condom, that will look something like this.

(http://www.bartcop.com/kerry-condom-suit.jpg)

 ::pimp::

I guess I'm old fashioned, but I'm not sure I'd go out with a woman that found that erotic.

Not even for a few hundred million in ketchup money? 
Title: Re: Work place safety
Post by: RickZ on November 14, 2013, 08:06:31 AM
This is just a prelude to the whole body condom, that will look something like this.

(http://www.bartcop.com/kerry-condom-suit.jpg)

 ::pimp::

Every Sperm is Sacred (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk#)
Title: Re: Work place safety
Post by: Libertas on November 14, 2013, 12:28:14 PM
Ever see Kentucky Fried Movie?   ::saywhat::   ::hysterical::
Title: Re: Work place safety
Post by: Glock32 on November 14, 2013, 05:04:59 PM
This is just a prelude to the whole body condom, that will look something like this.

(http://www.bartcop.com/kerry-condom-suit.jpg)

 ::pimp::


I always knew he was a dickhead.
Title: Re: Work place safety
Post by: Pandora on November 14, 2013, 06:51:32 PM
Seriously.   You mean to tell me he had no frikkin idea what he looked like in that thang?
Title: Re: Work place safety
Post by: OldSailor on November 15, 2013, 06:07:39 AM
Seriously.   You mean to tell me he had no frikkin idea what he looked like in that thang?

Not until afterward, but by then it was too late to keep it off the internet and out of the hands of his political enemies.

Glock's right, this is what one type of dickhead looks like.  We see another almost every day and night on the news.  It lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.  A third claims to be a Senator from Nevada and a fourth from Arizona.  That fourth is of the most incidious type by claiming to be mainstream and a Republican.