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Topics => Entertainment => Topic started by: oldcoastie6468 on December 09, 2013, 11:40:08 AM

Title: Depressed?
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on December 09, 2013, 11:40:08 AM

I get depressed, too. I think it's because I'm schizophrenic.

But at least I have each other.

Title: Re: Depressed?
Post by: Libertas on December 09, 2013, 12:01:19 PM

Give that man a cigar!  Wait, give him two!   ;D

Title: Re: Depressed?
Post by: oldcoastie6468 on December 09, 2013, 12:19:14 PM

 ::thumbsup::  ::hysterical::

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Post by: AlanS on December 09, 2013, 04:14:25 PM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I

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Post by: Pablo de Fleurs on December 10, 2013, 05:15:24 AM

Q: What do you call a schizophrenic Buddhist?

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A: Someone who is at two with the universe.

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Post by: Libertas on December 10, 2013, 07:23:56 AM

Heh, both good ones guys!

If I ever become schizophrenic I hope I also get serious Alzheimer's...I mean what's the point of remembering how crazy you are?

My contribution -

I used to think I had schizophrenia...

But then I realized that's what the voices want me to think.

If that joke leaves you beside yourself...