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Topics => Weather, Climate, & Natural Disasters => Topic started by: Libertas on April 16, 2014, 11:44:31 AM

Title: Goracle Says Arctic Will Be Ice Free In Less Than 20 Weeks…
Post by: Libertas on April 16, 2014, 11:44:31 AM
http://weaselzippers.us/182859-goracle-says-arctic-will-be-ice-free-in-less-than-20-weeks/ (http://weaselzippers.us/182859-goracle-says-arctic-will-be-ice-free-in-less-than-20-weeks/)

 ::hysterical::

Hilarious!  And in 20 weeks we are in, what, early September?! 

 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: Goracle Says Arctic Will Be Ice Free In Less Than 20 Weeks…
Post by: Pandora on April 16, 2014, 05:53:11 PM
Oh sht!  Anybody up there better  be prepared for ice worse than it's ever been.
Title: Re: Goracle Says Arctic Will Be Ice Free In Less Than 20 Weeks…
Post by: Predator Don on April 16, 2014, 06:07:10 PM
That pic looks like he is standing on a berg about to tip.
Title: Re: Goracle Says Arctic Will Be Ice Free In Less Than 20 Weeks…
Post by: Libertas on April 17, 2014, 07:16:04 AM
I think you're right Pan, the "Gore-effect" stipulates that "whatever the clown known as AlGore asserts, there is a much higher than average probability that the exact opposite condition will occur"...the man with the thinking capacity of a functional moron cannot even manage to be right by mistake!

 ::hysterical::

Prepare for the ice!

And Don, I think if the Goracle were standing on an actual iceberg, well...the moron has been packing on the blubber...

 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: Goracle Says Arctic Will Be Ice Free In Less Than 20 Weeks…
Post by: fordguy_85 on April 17, 2014, 07:19:26 AM
So basically, I need to be preparing for a mini ice age now, correct?
Title: Re: Goracle Says Arctic Will Be Ice Free In Less Than 20 Weeks…
Post by: Libertas on April 17, 2014, 07:53:18 AM
Well, the Goracle did say the Arctic would be ice free by early September, which means the Arctic would have ice through summer, so...

Title: Re: Goracle Says Arctic Will Be Ice Free In Less Than 20 Weeks…
Post by: AlanS on April 17, 2014, 08:33:15 AM
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Copenhagen – Today at the U.N. climate conference in Copenhagen, Al Gore said there is new computer modeling that suggests the Arctic Ocean may be nearly ice-free in the summertime as early as 2014.
 

"It is hard to capture the astonishment that the experts in the science of ice felt when they saw this," said former U.S. Vice President Gore.

WTF kind of data are they feeding the damned thing?
Title: Re: Goracle Says Arctic Will Be Ice Free In Less Than 20 Weeks…
Post by: Libertas on April 17, 2014, 08:38:29 AM
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Copenhagen – Today at the U.N. climate conference in Copenhagen, Al Gore said there is new computer modeling that suggests the Arctic Ocean may be nearly ice-free in the summertime as early as 2014.
 

"It is hard to capture the astonishment that the experts in the science of ice felt when they saw this," said former U.S. Vice President Gore.

WTF kind of data are they feeding the damned thing?

The UNers excel in GIGO!!!   ::hysterical::
Title: Re: Goracle Says Arctic Will Be Ice Free In Less Than 20 Weeks…
Post by: Predator Don on April 17, 2014, 12:55:55 PM
"New" computer modeling.....Because the old model was so accurate.
Title: Re: Goracle Says Arctic Will Be Ice Free In Less Than 20 Weeks…
Post by: Libertas on April 17, 2014, 02:19:35 PM
"New" computer modeling.....Because the old model was so accurate.

 ::rimshot::
Title: Re: Goracle Says Arctic Will Be Ice Free In Less Than 20 Weeks…
Post by: Libertas on April 22, 2014, 11:57:13 AM
(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Climate%20Hoaxes/GreeNazi2014_zps1e06a191.jpg)
Title: Re: Goracle Says Arctic Will Be Ice Free In Less Than 20 Weeks…
Post by: Libertas on April 25, 2014, 07:10:46 AM
You gotta check this out...might want to be sure your stomach is settled first though...this Darren Samuelsohn clown must have wiped some AlGore off his chin several times during this (cough!) interview! 

 ::speechless::   ::hysterical::

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2014/04/al-gore-is-not-giving-up-106003.html (http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2014/04/al-gore-is-not-giving-up-106003.html)

Yes, fleeced millions (a lot from taxpayer funded schemes) on climate hoax boondoggles and extortion rackets, non-political outside-the-beltway all-around swell guy...blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda...get a fricken room!  (I would recommend blowing your brains out instead of Al!)

You believe this shyt?!  Hard to believe anybody not a libiot can read this and not laugh and vomit!
Title: Re: Goracle Says Arctic Will Be Ice Free In Less Than 20 Weeks…
Post by: Predator Don on April 26, 2014, 09:41:51 AM
I'm sitting here at my computer, doing some computer modeling and the dang thing is indicating in the months of May, June, July, August AND September there will be no snow in Tennessee. We won't even approach freezing.
Title: Re: Goracle Says Arctic Will Be Ice Free In Less Than 20 Weeks…
Post by: Alphabet Soup on April 26, 2014, 10:26:07 AM
You gotta check this out...might want to be sure your stomach is settled first though...this Darren Samuelsohn clown must have wiped some AlGore off his chin several times during this (cough!) interview! 

 ::speechless::   ::hysterical::

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2014/04/al-gore-is-not-giving-up-106003.html (http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2014/04/al-gore-is-not-giving-up-106003.html)

Yes, fleeced millions (a lot from taxpayer funded schemes) on climate hoax boondoggles and extortion rackets, non-political outside-the-beltway all-around swell guy...blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda...get a fricken room!  (I would recommend blowing your brains out instead of Al!)

You believe this shyt?!  Hard to believe anybody not a libiot can read this and not laugh and vomit!

And that's the long & short of it. We poke fun at the goracle because he is so clueless but the true tragedy in all of this is the thousands of witless fools he has fleeced over the years.

THESE PEOPLE VOTE!
Title: Re: Goracle Says Arctic Will Be Ice Free In Less Than 20 Weeks…
Post by: Libertas on May 09, 2014, 11:50:58 AM
Pat Sajack flaming the useless tub of pooh AlGore...

"My interest in Al Gore's pronouncements could fit into a gnat's navel & still leave room for a Liberal's sense of humor."

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/05/priceless-pat-sajak-disses-al-gore-obama/ (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/05/priceless-pat-sajak-disses-al-gore-obama/)

 ::hysterical::   ::rolllaughing::   ::laughonfloor::

Keep 'em coming, Pat!   ::whoohoo::
Title: Re: Goracle Says Arctic Will Be Ice Free In Less Than 20 Weeks…
Post by: AlanS on May 09, 2014, 01:27:59 PM
As much as I dislike watching TV and don't care for the Wheel of Fortune, I really like Pat.