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Topics => Politics/Legislation/Elections => Topic started by: trapeze on April 21, 2011, 07:07:25 PM

Title: 13 Seconds Of Dead Air Because She Has To Think About It Real Hard Or Something
Post by: trapeze on April 21, 2011, 07:07:25 PM: "So, do you still think you won?" And remember, she ran for state supreme court justice. A post that presumably would require some intelligence. The question is asked at about the 1:30 mark...

Kloppenburg Demands Recount (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oee6qB55bQ#ws)

"How do I feel? I feel that I am a winner in any number of ways."

This is where you type in: ROFLMAO!!!

Yeah, you nut, you are the second place winner. Don't want to hurt your self esteem and say, "loser."
Title: Re: 13 Seconds Of Dead Air Because She Has To Think About It Real Hard Or Something
Post by: John Florida on April 21, 2011, 07:16:40 PM: The bitch doesn't even think she won. This is just to waste state money.
Title: Re: 13 Seconds Of Dead Air Because She Has To Think About It Real Hard Or Something
Post by: LadyVirginia on April 21, 2011, 07:28:19 PM: Oh my gosh. There isn't anything in the noggin is there?

::laughonfloor::

The woman behind her leans forward to see why isn't she talking? hahaha

I believe I heard that she was passed over 3 times for an appointment to the judiciary but I can't find a source so don't quote me. ;)
Title: Re: 13 Seconds Of Dead Air Because She Has To Think About It Real Hard Or Something
Post by: IronDioPriest on April 21, 2011, 07:48:58 PM: Hey this is no laughing matter guys. Remember, this same thing happened to that poor reporter at the Grammys. It's a migraine-induced mini-stroke. You'll notice the same confused look, loss of command over the English language and articulation, a sense of panic, and an appearance of desperately seeking a way out.

The title should read, "Kloppenfurter has mini-stroke on live TV.

[Fail] Grammy Reporter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq07vHOkqKU#ws)
Title: Re: 13 Seconds Of Dead Air Because She Has To Think About It Real Hard Or Something
Post by: trapeze on April 21, 2011, 08:04:33 PM: Stole my thunder on that one, IDP.
Title: Re: 13 Seconds Of Dead Air Because She Has To Think About It Real Hard Or Something
Post by: trapeze on April 21, 2011, 08:05:36 PM: It's okay 'cause she's winning!
Title: Re: 13 Seconds Of Dead Air Because She Has To Think About It Real Hard Or Something
Post by: warpmine on April 21, 2011, 09:35:29 PM: Any of you hear those crickets chirping? Maybe it was just me but.... ::hysterical::
Title: Re: 13 Seconds Of Dead Air Because She Has To Think About It Real Hard Or Something
Post by: BigAlSouth on April 22, 2011, 06:23:18 AM: IDP:

The title should read, "Kloppenfurter has mini-stroke on live TV."

ROFLMFSAO. I think I just wet myself . . .
Title: Re: 13 Seconds Of Dead Air Because She Has To Think About It Real Hard Or Something
Post by: BigAlSouth on April 22, 2011, 06:28:23 AM: Un-Judge Kloppenfelter: "I feel that I have been a winner in a number of ways . . .".

Ahhhhhh, Libs. It's all about feelings.

Feelings. Nothing more than feelings . . .

Feelings - Morris Albert (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyBcHUe4WeQ#)
Title: Re: 13 Seconds Of Dead Air Because She Has To Think About It Real Hard Or Something
Post by: RickZ on April 22, 2011, 08:40:43 AM: Quote from: trapeze on April 21, 2011, 08:05:36 PM
It's okay 'cause she's winning!

Hey! Everybody gets a trophy! Or a state Supreme Court seat or something.
Title: Re: 13 Seconds Of Dead Air Because She Has To Think About It Real Hard Or Something
Post by: trapeze on April 22, 2011, 09:01:59 AM: Quote from: BigAlSouth on April 22, 2011, 06:28:23 AM
Un-Judge Kloppenfelter: "I feel that I have been a winner in a number of ways . . .".

Ahhhhhh, Libs. It's all about feelings.

Well, yeah, that and election theft. And ignoring the will of the people. And "fundamentally changing" the country.

That kind of thing.
Title: Re: 13 Seconds Of Dead Air Because She Has To Think About It Real Hard Or Something
Post by: Damn_Lucky on April 22, 2011, 09:33:53 AM: Quote from: trapeze on April 21, 2011, 08:05:36 PM
It's okay 'cause she's winning!
Is that with Tiger Blood?
Title: Re: 13 Seconds Of Dead Air Because She Has To Think About It Real Hard Or Something
Post by: Damn_Lucky on April 22, 2011, 09:38:27 AM: That's what happens when you search an empty cavern! ::hysterical::
Title: Re: 13 Seconds Of Dead Air Because She Has To Think About It Real Hard Or Something
Post by: Pandora on April 22, 2011, 10:18:28 AM: ::hysterical::
Title: Re: 13 Seconds Of Dead Air Because She Has To Think About It Real Hard Or Something
Post by: John Florida on April 22, 2011, 10:23:23 AM: judging by the blank look on her face you have to wonder if there's anybody home? The lights may be on but there has got to be an empty house.Yes I'm being judgemental.
Title: Re: 13 Seconds Of Dead Air Because She Has To Think About It Real Hard Or Something
Post by: Glock32 on April 22, 2011, 10:50:18 AM: One thing's for sure, Depend® really works!
Title: Re: 13 Seconds Of Dead Air Because She Has To Think About It Real Hard Or Something
Post by: Alphabet Soup on April 22, 2011, 11:04:23 AM: Quote from: John Florida on April 22, 2011, 10:23:23 AM
judging by the blank look on her face you have to wonder if there's anybody home? The lights may be on but there has got to be an empty house.Yes I'm being judgemental.

She's 30 seconds of rhetoric in a 3 minute world... ::hysterical::
Title: Re: 13 Seconds Of Dead Air Because She Has To Think About It Real Hard Or Something
Post by: warpmine on April 22, 2011, 11:21:26 PM: As for one who cannot contemplate what a 7300 vote deficit means, she should feel great, after all, she came in second. Give this Rat a ribbon or a piece of cheese or something for her effort. ::rockethrow::
Title: Re: 13 Seconds Of Dead Air Because She Has To Think About It Real Hard Or Something
Post by: trapeze on April 23, 2011, 12:08:53 AM: Quote from: Glock32 on April 22, 2011, 10:50:18 AM
One thing's for sure, Depend® really works!

What? Are you implying that she wears adult diapers and was emptying her bladder during that 13 second lapse?

Because if your are, that's as plausible an explanation as any other.
Title: Re: 13 Seconds Of Dead Air Because She Has To Think About It Real Hard Or Something
Post by: LadyVirginia on April 23, 2011, 09:41:18 PM: Quote from: Alphabet Soup on April 22, 2011, 11:04:23 AM

She's 30 seconds of rhetoric in a 3 minute world... ::hysterical::

EXCELLENT!
Title: Re: 13 Seconds Of Dead Air Because She Has To Think About It Real Hard Or Something
Post by: John Florida on April 23, 2011, 09:45:21 PM: Quote from: trapeze on April 23, 2011, 12:08:53 AM
Quote from: Glock32 on April 22, 2011, 10:50:18 AM
One thing's for sure, Depend® really works!

What? Are you implying that she wears adult diapers and was emptying her bladder during that 13 second lapse?

Because if your are, that's as plausible an explanation as any other.

She might as well be pissing herself because she knows damned well that her ass is about to get kicked again.And I'll tell you from the way I look at that presser she had to be schooled in her answers and didn't even want to be there to start with.