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Topics => The Departed => Topic started by: radioman on May 02, 2011, 09:09:52 AM
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'bout time!!
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May demons rape and abuse him for the rest of eternity!
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A new post-mortem picture of Osama bin Laden, taken just moments after his death...
May he be tormented by demons throughout all eternity.
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p98/IronDioPriest/Hell.jpg)
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Courtesy of The Onion -
Osama joins his minions in Hell!
JAHANNEM, OUTER DARKNESS—The hijackers who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon expressed confusion and surprise Monday to find themselves in the lowest plane of Na'ar, Islam's Hell.
"I was promised I would spend eternity in Paradise, being fed honeyed cakes by 67 virgins in a tree-lined garden, if only I would fly the airplane into one of the Twin Towers," said Mohammed Atta, one of the hijackers of American Airlines Flight 11, between attempts to vomit up the wasps, hornets, and live coals infesting his stomach. "But instead, I am fed the boiling feces of traitors by malicious, laughing Ifrit. Is this to be my reward for destroying the enemies of my faith?"
The rest of Atta's words turned to raw-throated shrieks, as a tusked, asp-tongued demon burst his eyeballs and drank the fluid that ran down his face.
According to Hell sources, the 19 eternally damned terrorists have struggled to understand why they have been subjected to soul-withering, infernal torture ever since their Sept. 11 arrival.
"There was a tumultuous conflagration of burning steel and fuel at our gates, and from it stepped forth these hijackers, the blessed name of the Lord already turning to molten brass on their accursed lips," said Iblis The Thrice-Damned, the cacodemon charged with conscripting new arrivals into the ranks of the forgotten. "Indeed, I do not know what they were expecting, but they certainly didn't seem prepared to be skewered from eye socket to bunghole and then placed on a spit so that their flesh could be roasted by the searing gale of flatus which issues forth from the haunches of Asmoday."
"Which is strange when you consider the evil with which they ended their lives and those of so many others," added Iblis, absentmindedly twisting the limbs of hijacker Abdul Aziz Alomari into unspeakably obscene shapes.
"I was told that these Americans were enemies of the one true religion, and that Heaven would be my reward for my noble sacrifice," said Alomari, moments before his jaw was sheared away by faceless homunculi. "But now I am forced to suckle from the 16 poisoned leathern teats of Gophahmet, Whore of Betrayal, until I burst from an unwholesome engorgement of curdled bile. This must be some sort of terrible mistake."
Exacerbating the terrorists' tortures, which include being hollowed out and used as prophylactics by thorn-cocked Gulbuth The Rampant, is the fact that they will be forced to endure such suffering in sight of the Paradise they were expecting.
"It might actually be the most painful thing we can do, to show these murderers the untold pleasures that would have awaited them in Paradise, if only they had lived pious lives," said Praxitas, Duke of Those Willingly Led Astray. "I mean, it's tough enough being forced through a wire screen by the callused palms of Halcorym and then having your entrails wound onto a stick and fed to the toothless, foul-breathed swine of Gehenna. But to endure that while watching the righteous drink from a river of wine? That can't be fun."
Underworld officials said they have not yet decided on a permanent punishment for the terrorists.
"Eventually, we'll settle on an eternal and unending task for them," said Lord Androalphus, High Praetor of Excruciations. "But for now, everyone down here wants a crack at them. The legions of fang-wombed hags will take their pleasure on their shattered carcasses for most of this afternoon. Tomorrow, their flesh will be melted from their bones like wax in the burning embrace of the Mother of Cowards. The day after that, they'll be sodomized by the Fallen and their bowels shredded by a demonic ejaculate of burning sand. Then, on Sunday, Satan gets them all day. I can't even imagine what he's got cooked up for them."
Many happy returns fothermucker!
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My mother just reminded me that Bin Laden was one of several dozen children but the only child of his mother who was not a favored wife of his father.
That reminds me of something.... ::thinking::
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Our inglorious leader?
::hysterical::
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Our inglorious leader?
::hysterical::
:)
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H/T Ace
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R. I. P. ( Rot In Piece )
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I hope the tied the weight around his neck. ::mooning::
RIP. ::whoohoo::
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I hope he was wrapped in bacon with a big curly pigs D*ck shoved up his A$$ ::cool:: ::beertoast:: ::USA::
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I hope he was wrapped in bacon with a big curly pigs D*ck shoved up his A$$ ::cool:: ::beertoast:: ::USA::
Heh, yeah...we can call that one "The Bin Laden Special"!
::hysterical::
::thumbsup::
Hear that al-Zawahri?! You're the next one to get the business!
::whoohoo::
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I bumped this just because I like to see his name on this thread. ::saywhat::
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I bumped this just because I like to see his name on this thread. ::saywhat::
Who is that - Obama Bin Ladin? ::laughonfloor::
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I bumped this just because I like to see his name on this thread. ::saywhat::
Who is that - Obama Bin Ladin? ::laughonfloor::
::cool:: ::cool:: ::cool:: ::cool:: ::cool::
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The more I look at the evidence this appears more like a "Mercy Killing" to me . The place was a total mess , the guy had four wives who apparently don't do house work , over a dozen squalling kids ... The SEALs took one look and shot the poor bastard out of sympathy ! :P
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There are rumors...
SH, check your mail.