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Topics => TEOTWAWKI => Topic started by: trapeze on June 16, 2011, 10:26:47 PM

Title: The Japanese Solution To Food Shortages
Post by: trapeze on June 16, 2011, 10:26:47 PM: Saw this on HotAir.

And, as mentioned there...Fair warning: Do not watch this while eating or after having recently eaten a meal.

Solution to the Global Food Crisis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N6QfuIh0g#ws)
Title: Re: The Japanese Solution To Food Shortages
Post by: trapeze on June 16, 2011, 10:28:43 PM: IT'S PEOPLE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sp-VFBbjpE#ws)
Title: Re: The Japanese Solution To Food Shortages
Post by: John Florida on June 16, 2011, 11:00:09 PM: It's organic!!
Title: Re: The Japanese Solution To Food Shortages
Post by: Weisshaupt on June 17, 2011, 10:15:55 AM: Quote from: trapeze on June 16, 2011, 10:28:43 PM
IT'S PEOPLE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sp-VFBbjpE#ws)

::rolllaughing::

Thats exactly what I thought of. "Thanks, but I will stick to the soylent green if given a choice"

..especialy if its made of of long-pig retards.

http://www.amazon.com/Contingency-Cannibalism-Superhardcore-Survivalisms-Little/dp/1581600259/ref=sr_1_12?ie=UTF8&qid=1308323689&sr=8-12 (http://www.amazon.com/Contingency-Cannibalism-Superhardcore-Survivalisms-Little/dp/1581600259/ref=sr_1_12?ie=UTF8&qid=1308323689&sr=8-12)
Title: Re: The Japanese Solution To Food Shortages
Post by: trapeze on June 17, 2011, 09:22:35 PM: Actually, it's formerly of people.

And how many times could you recycle it before it's too low grade and hasn't enough "protein?"

Would that open up a market for high grade poop?

I guess you would then be harvesting the poop of the upper middle class to wealthy because their poop would be more valuable if it hadn't been recycled yet.

I mean it's not like you could say that their poop didn't stink but you could definitely say that they have better poop than the poor who were consuming poop to begin with.

It would also give new meaning to that old Tommy Chong line, "That's some good sh*t, man."
Title: Re: The Japanese Solution To Food Shortages
Post by: John Florida on June 17, 2011, 09:41:05 PM: Quote from: trapeze on June 17, 2011, 09:22:35 PM
Actually, it's formerly of people.

And how many times could you recycle it before it's too low grade and hasn't enough "protein?"

Would that open up a market for high grade poop?

I guess you would then be harvesting the poop of the upper middle class to wealthy because their poop would be more valuable if it hadn't been recycled yet.

I mean it's not like you could say that their poop didn't stink but you could definitely say that they have better poop than the poor who were consuming poop to begin with.

It would also give new meaning to that old Tommy Chong line, "That's some good sh*t, man."

You know Trap this is bad even for you. You might consider putting yourself on probation. One more like this and you might have to ban yourself. ::puke::
Title: Re: The Japanese Solution To Food Shortages
Post by: trapeze on June 17, 2011, 09:44:49 PM: Sorry, JF but as they say, "You can't make this sh*t up."
Title: Re: The Japanese Solution To Food Shortages
Post by: trapeze on June 17, 2011, 09:45:42 PM: And how else do you discuss a subject that is literally about "food" made of sh*t?
Title: Re: The Japanese Solution To Food Shortages
Post by: trapeze on June 17, 2011, 09:53:31 PM: Quote from: John Florida on June 17, 2011, 09:41:05 PM
You know Trap this is bad even for you.

Even for me?

And I should ban myself?

Really?

I'm deeply hurt.

(No, I'm really not.)
Title: Re: The Japanese Solution To Food Shortages
Post by: John Florida on June 17, 2011, 10:03:39 PM: Quote from: trapeze on June 17, 2011, 09:53:31 PM
Quote from: John Florida on June 17, 2011, 09:41:05 PM
You know Trap this is bad even for you.

Even for me?

And I should ban myself?

Really?

I'm deeply hurt.

(No, I'm really not.)

::kissface:: ::evil::
Title: Re: The Japanese Solution To Food Shortages
Post by: trapeze on June 17, 2011, 10:26:09 PM: Plus I need an outlet now that I've shuttered the Weiner thread.

Weiner withdrawal, I guess, 'cause that logically follows Weiner insertion.
Title: Re: The Japanese Solution To Food Shortages
Post by: IronDioPriest on June 17, 2011, 10:29:24 PM: My boys swear the gubmint's been feeding this sh*t to them for school lunch for years.
Title: Re: The Japanese Solution To Food Shortages
Post by: trapeze on June 17, 2011, 10:31:26 PM: When I was a child in grade school a popular phrase to be found on the toilet stall wall was, "Flush twice, it's a long way to the kitchen." Who knew that the Japanese could make that a reality?
Title: Re: The Japanese Solution To Food Shortages
Post by: John Florida on June 17, 2011, 10:35:58 PM: School luches were a great reason for pre-packaged foods, lived on crackers and cheese.
Title: Re: The Japanese Solution To Food Shortages
Post by: charlesoakwood on June 17, 2011, 11:14:56 PM: NASA has them drinking it. So the Japanese have them eating it.

They're still pissed. :-[
Title: Re: The Japanese Solution To Food Shortages
Post by: Sectionhand on June 18, 2011, 06:02:55 AM: The Japs realize , now , that life really is "a sh*t sandwich" !
Title: Re: The Japanese Solution To Food Shortages
Post by: trapeze on June 18, 2011, 04:27:17 PM: According to the video, for now anyway, the artificial meat costs much more than the real thing.

I guess that makes it a premium product.

And if that's the case then I hope it is on the menu at Arriana Huffington's next big party.
Title: Re: The Japanese Solution To Food Shortages
Post by: Predator Don on June 18, 2011, 10:32:07 PM: Well....I've been inserting food in my reaction enhanser and exploding it for decades. I guess the extra toilet paper could give it more texture.
Title: Re: The Japanese Solution To Food Shortages
Post by: Glock32 on June 19, 2011, 01:01:01 AM: Well this really inverts the old saying, now it's "you eat what you are"
Title: Re: The Japanese Solution To Food Shortages
Post by: rickl on June 19, 2011, 08:01:28 AM: Quote from: trapeze on June 16, 2011, 10:26:47 PM
Fair warning: Do not watch this while eating or after having recently eaten a meal.

Or if you're planning to eat sometime during the rest of your life.

I haven't watched the video. The comments here told me more than I needed to know.

As Gerard Vanderleun is fond of saying, "That which has been seen cannot be unseen."
Title: Re: The Japanese Solution To Food Shortages
Post by: Predator Don on June 19, 2011, 11:25:18 PM: Quote from: rickl on June 19, 2011, 08:01:28 AM
Quote from: trapeze on June 16, 2011, 10:26:47 PM
Fair warning: Do not watch this while eating or after having recently eaten a meal.

Or if you're planning to eat sometime during the rest of your life.

I haven't watched the video. The comments here told me more than I needed to know.

As Gerard Vanderleun is fond of saying, "That which has been seen cannot be unseen."

No need to watch.....It is actually what obama has served the American people for a few years.
Title: Re: The Japanese Solution To Food Shortages
Post by: trapeze on June 20, 2011, 12:31:45 AM: Quote from: Predator Don on June 19, 2011, 11:25:18 PM
Quote from: rickl on June 19, 2011, 08:01:28 AM
Quote from: trapeze on June 16, 2011, 10:26:47 PM
Fair warning: Do not watch this while eating or after having recently eaten a meal.

Or if you're planning to eat sometime during the rest of your life.

I haven't watched the video. The comments here told me more than I needed to know.

As Gerard Vanderleun is fond of saying, "That which has been seen cannot be unseen."

No need to watch.....It is actually what obama has served the American people for a few years.

And now, shovel ready, too!