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Topics => Entertainment => Topic started by: AmericanPatriot on July 14, 2011, 07:54:54 PM

Title: Little Johnny
Post by: AmericanPatriot on July 14, 2011, 07:54:54 PM
The  kids filed back into class Monday morning. They  were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.
Little Sally led  off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success." "Very good," said the teacher.

Little Mary was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I  made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would  keep them up on current events. " "Very good, Mary" said the teacher

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath ... Little Johnny walked  to the front of the classroom  and dumped a box full of cash on  the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he  said. "$2,467!" cried the  teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes,"  said Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I  found the busiest corner in town," said Little  Johnny. "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample." They all  said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog crap!" Then I would  say,"It is dog crap. Wanna' buy a toothbrush?" "I used the Obama approach of giving you something sh*tty for free, and then making you pay to get the taste out of your mouth."
Title: Re: Little Johnny
Post by: Predator Don on July 14, 2011, 08:11:03 PM
LOLOLOL....... ::puke::
Title: Re: Little Johnny
Post by: charlesoakwood on July 14, 2011, 08:35:15 PM

The truth can make you sick.
                                            ::puke::

Title: Re: Little Johnny
Post by: Pandora on July 14, 2011, 09:24:11 PM
Well done.

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: Little Johnny
Post by: John Florida on July 14, 2011, 10:06:07 PM
 ::saywhat:: ::puke:: ::hysterical:: ::USA:: ::falldownshocked::
Title: Re: Little Johnny
Post by: Libertas on July 15, 2011, 06:24:32 AM
 ::laughonfloor::