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Topics => General Board => Topic started by: warpmine on July 19, 2011, 09:38:40 PM

Title: Whitehouse Gardiner fired!
Post by: warpmine on July 19, 2011, 09:38:40 PM

Gardner Fired From White House Job
 
The head gardener at the White House was dismissed today after 28 years of loyal service to many US Presidents.
 
In an exclusive interview outside the back gate of the Presidential Residence, the elderly gardener, Jim Bob Whitey, protested his innocence.
 
"It all happened so fast. I'm still in a daze" said the bewildered Whitey. "All I know is, I was getting ready to weed the rose bed outside the Oval Office window like I do every week. I yelled out to my assistants, 'Has anyone seen the spade and the hoe?' And the next thing I knew, the Secret Service was escorting me off the property! ::hysterical::

Title: Re: Whitehouse Gardiner fired!
Post by: John Florida on July 19, 2011, 10:44:10 PM

 ::unknowncomic:: ::rockethrow:: ::hysterical::

Title: Re: Whitehouse Gardiner fired!
Post by: Sectionhand on July 20, 2011, 03:30:52 AM

Must have got caught pissing in Michelle's watermelon patch .

Title: Re: Whitehouse Gardiner fired!
Post by: ToddF on July 20, 2011, 07:31:34 AM

 ::rimshot::

Title: Re: Whitehouse Gardiner fired!
Post by: Libertas on July 20, 2011, 07:53:07 AM

Heh!

His comment was just icing on the cake for the Obammy's.  More than likely he kept pulling out Barry's special weeds!

 ::pimp::