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Title: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: ToddF on December 12, 2011, 08:36:42 AM
http://www.globemagazine.com/story/761 (http://www.globemagazine.com/story/761)

 ::puke::

I think a Vince Flynn book started out with this plot. 
Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: Libertas on December 12, 2011, 10:47:23 AM
Huh...

I have a lot of funny comments swirling in my head...but I don't know if I can repeat them safely in public...
Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: Glock32 on December 12, 2011, 12:53:56 PM
Alternate title: "How Glock32 Lost His Appetite"
Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: Predator Don on December 12, 2011, 01:11:19 PM
I heard it is a general named Krull.....
Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: LadyVirginia on December 12, 2011, 01:37:48 PM
Alternate title: "How Glock32 Lost His Appetite"


hahahahaha


Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: Libertas on December 12, 2011, 02:29:31 PM
It would have to be a member of the undead...

 ::puke::
Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: ToddF on December 12, 2011, 03:41:32 PM
If her name was Herman Cain, it would already be front page news.
Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: BigAlSouth on December 12, 2011, 05:09:06 PM
All I'm sayin is that it's a coincidence that the military just passed a regulation allowing bestiality.

That's all I'm sayin . . .
Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: charlesoakwood on December 12, 2011, 05:10:18 PM

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sneaking out of the White House to romance a secret hunk
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(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzg7d3ly4U1qb4j4io1_400.gif)

Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: LadyVirginia on December 12, 2011, 08:49:09 PM
nah, she's going to get more ribs
Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: charlesoakwood on January 03, 2012, 11:37:05 AM

WaPo Says Making Fun Of Michelle Obama’s Giant Ass Is Racist… (http://weaselzippers.us/2012/01/03/wapo-says-making-fun-of-michelle-obamas-giant-ass-is-racist/)



Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: Libertas on January 03, 2012, 11:54:33 AM
Go ahead, call me a racist, like that'll ever stop coming out of the mouths of morons!

But I note, they do not say we are wrong!

If that giant ass isn't a giant ass, then obviously they've  e   x   p   a   n   d   e   d  the definition yet again!
Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: Pandora on January 03, 2012, 11:56:07 AM
Yeah?  Racist, hunh?  Don't even get me started .... newp, too late.

First, this hypocrite bitch is HQ'd in Charlotte, NC.  Hurrah for us.  Second, this:

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What is it about her simple message that gets some folks in such a tizzy?

...

You would think a message to take a little care with what we consume would be welcomed.

...

... Sensenbrenner’s nasty rant made me sick and sad because it brings to the surface the ugly history of how black women are viewed in America, stereotyped and dehumanized, our bodies everyone’s business except our own.

The minute The First Mrs. made it her business what I/we put in my mouth made her body, and her chow-downs, everybody's business but her own.

And there's nothing "simple" about "her message"; she's been throwing her not inconsiderable weight around, intimidating food manufacturers and restauranteurs, demanding that what they sell is not done "your way", but "her way".

The racism the no-doubt Black Ms. Curtis is bitching about is *curiously* absent with respect to the two daughters; I guess we racists must have simply missed the opportunity to make their Black bodies our business, too.

Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: IronDioPriest on January 03, 2012, 12:14:07 PM
She's gotta go, what... 190? 2 bills? I mean, she's like 6'2" and built like a linebacker for cryin out loud. She must need to take in about 4000 calories a day just to keep from withering away. That ass isn't fat. That's gluteus maximus, all the way baby. Power-ass-booty-mama. That thing can stop bullets. Maybe that's what Hussein keeps her around.

Was that racist?
Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: Libertas on January 03, 2012, 12:20:05 PM
"Was that racist?"

Hell no!  It was funny!!

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: BigAlSouth on January 03, 2012, 01:34:51 PM
"Was that racist?"

Hell no!  It was funny!!

 ::hysterical::

Racist-racist or just funny-racist?
Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: ToddF on January 03, 2012, 03:31:27 PM
She's gotta go, what... 190? 2 bills?

Is that counting the junk in front of the trunk?

 ::rimshot::
Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: Damn_Lucky on January 03, 2012, 05:49:43 PM
Thanks I was about to eat dinner. ::puke::
Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: Alphabet Soup on January 03, 2012, 06:55:30 PM

WaPo Says Making Fun Of Michelle Obama’s Giant Ass Is Racist… (http://weaselzippers.us/2012/01/03/wapo-says-making-fun-of-michelle-obamas-giant-ass-is-racist/)




It's not racist - it's ass-ist  ::exitstageleft::
Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: Libertas on January 03, 2012, 07:27:03 PM

WaPo Says Making Fun Of Michelle Obama’s Giant Ass Is Racist… (http://weaselzippers.us/2012/01/03/wapo-says-making-fun-of-michelle-obamas-giant-ass-is-racist/)




It's not racist - it's ass-ist  ::exitstageleft::

 ::laughonfloor::

Good point though, we make fun of that fat bastard Michelle Moore too, and he lily white!
Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: John Florida on January 03, 2012, 07:55:16 PM
Big Buts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yA3nhaMLYg#)
Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: John Florida on January 03, 2012, 07:56:45 PM
Big booty dymes #69 Please Subscribe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F2x9htLFok#)
Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: Pandora on January 03, 2012, 08:02:29 PM

WaPo Says Making Fun Of Michelle Obama’s Giant Ass Is Racist… (http://weaselzippers.us/2012/01/03/wapo-says-making-fun-of-michelle-obamas-giant-ass-is-racist/)




It's not racist - it's ass-ist  ::exitstageleft::

 ::laughonfloor::

Good point though, we make fun of that fat bastard Michelle Moore too, and he lily white!

Not to mention what they say about Chris Christi --------

Good GRIEF, JF!

Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: Libertas on January 03, 2012, 08:05:21 PM
Palate cleanser, for the love of God I need a palate cleanser!!!!

(http://i585.photobucket.com/albums/ss291/libertasinfinitio/Warnings/23.jpg)
Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: IronDioPriest on January 03, 2012, 08:12:27 PM
Good Lord John. Every photo brought me one step closer to feeling the need to redact that video, and then it was over, and my bile was still in my gut. If those monstrosities woulda been hot chicks, it would be softcore porn. As it is, it's just gag-reflex-inducing.

Watch at your own peril.
Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: John Florida on January 04, 2012, 12:16:45 PM
   Too much tone?
Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: Predator Don on January 04, 2012, 12:20:48 PM
 ::hysterical::


Got thru about 50 seconds of each. I was afraid moochell was gonna show up near the end (pardon the bun...no really pardon the pun) and ruin my lunch...if it isn't already ruined.
Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: Pandora on January 04, 2012, 12:22:49 PM
   Too much tone?

Tone?!?

Is that what ya call that?
Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: IronDioPriest on January 04, 2012, 12:46:02 PM
   Too much tone?

No. Too much shiny naked fat black ass. Bleach isn't good for my eyes.
 ::stirpot::
Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: ToddF on January 04, 2012, 03:39:23 PM
Let's not forget the purpose of this thread.  Men who like double wides.  Men who's names aren't Mr. Wasserman-Hyphen and who apparently work for the Secret Service.

Now pucker up  ::mooning::
Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: John Florida on January 04, 2012, 03:44:49 PM
 ::unknowncomic::
Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: Libertas on January 04, 2012, 04:58:09 PM
   Too much tone?

Nuh uhh, them units could use a hell of a lot more tone...as in get to the damn gym!

 ::exitstageleft::
Title: Re: How Mooch Got Her Groove Back
Post by: Libertas on January 04, 2012, 04:59:27 PM
Let's not forget the purpose of this thread.  Men who like double wides.  Men who's names aren't Mr. Wasserman-Hyphen and who apparently cause a lot of work for the Secret Service.

Now pucker up  ::mooning::

FIFY!