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Topics => Science, Technology, & Medicine => Topic started by: Libertas on April 12, 2012, 12:07:20 PM

Title: OMG! It's the MONOLITH!!!
Post by: Libertas on April 12, 2012, 12:07:20 PM
(http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/zK7_ogTK5lHWZMe0kRyzRQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Y2g9MzM5O2NyPTE7Y3c9NTg3O2R4PTA7ZHk9MDtmaT11bGNyb3A7aD0zNjQ7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/152/2012/04/12/Screen-shot-2012-04-12-at-9-05-45-AM-png_140007.png)

http://news.yahoo.com/monolith-object-mars-could-call-214004772.html (http://news.yahoo.com/monolith-object-mars-could-call-214004772.html)

 ::ohno::

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: OMG! It's the MONOLITH!!!
Post by: Predator Don on April 12, 2012, 12:29:21 PM
(http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/zK7_ogTK5lHWZMe0kRyzRQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Y2g9MzM5O2NyPTE7Y3c9NTg3O2R4PTA7ZHk9MDtmaT11bGNyb3A7aD0zNjQ7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/152/2012/04/12/Screen-shot-2012-04-12-at-9-05-45-AM-png_140007.png)

http://news.yahoo.com/monolith-object-mars-could-call-214004772.html (http://news.yahoo.com/monolith-object-mars-could-call-214004772.html)

 ::ohno::

 ::hysterical::


have you read any of the comments???? There are some funny people on this planet. ::hysterical::
Title: Re: OMG! It's the MONOLITH!!!
Post by: trapeze on April 12, 2012, 01:08:06 PM
No mention of scale in the article. My guess is that it isn't anything sinister or mysterious at all.
Title: Re: OMG! It's the MONOLITH!!!
Post by: Libertas on April 12, 2012, 01:59:17 PM
"Its Obama's birth certificate."

 ::laughonfloor::
Title: Re: OMG! It's the MONOLITH!!!
Post by: trapeze on April 12, 2012, 02:02:12 PM
It's the big box full of his school transcripts and the bodies of all those male escorts.
Title: Re: OMG! It's the MONOLITH!!!
Post by: Libertas on April 12, 2012, 02:06:25 PM
Heh, this one is pretty good too!

"I'd be more impressed if there were apes dancing around it."

 ::hysterical::

I can't think of that without seeing Mel Brooks "History of the World Part I" Intro!

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: OMG! It's the MONOLITH!!!
Post by: trapeze on April 12, 2012, 02:13:02 PM
"I'd be more impressed if there were apes dancing around it."

I'd be more impressed if there were a few dozen New Black Panthers dancing around it.

But in the low oxygen atmosphere they would all be dead in a few minutes. So...win/win.

Hey, here's something else (http://www.happyplace.com/15389/guy-on-craigslist-seeking-male-model-for-insane-revenge-plan-on-biological-parents) that's funny to take your mind off the thoroughly depressing Zimmerman/Martin mess.
Title: Re: OMG! It's the MONOLITH!!!
Post by: IronDioPriest on April 12, 2012, 02:45:57 PM
...
Hey, here's something else (http://www.happyplace.com/15389/guy-on-craigslist-seeking-male-model-for-insane-revenge-plan-on-biological-parents) that's funny to take your mind off the thoroughly depressing Zimmerman/Martin mess.

Wow, that's deviously cruel.
Title: Re: OMG! It's the MONOLITH!!!
Post by: trapeze on April 12, 2012, 04:24:52 PM
...
Hey, here's something else (http://www.happyplace.com/15389/guy-on-craigslist-seeking-male-model-for-insane-revenge-plan-on-biological-parents) that's funny to take your mind off the thoroughly depressing Zimmerman/Martin mess.

Wow, that's deviously cruel.

I liked the follow up commentary:

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This can only play out in one of two ways. Either the poster of the ad will get addicted to the approval and he'll make the male model continue to be his proxy with his biolgical parents, or the parents and the male model will hit it off and continue the relationship independently, ultimately resulting in the poster's suicide. Actually, we can't see any outcome that doesn't involve the poster attempting suicide. Except he'd probably try to get someone else to commit suicide for him to get a better turnout at the funeral.

This whole thing screams "Loser!" There is no way that it can possibly be successfully pulled off.
Title: Re: OMG! It's the MONOLITH!!!
Post by: charlesoakwood on April 12, 2012, 04:32:32 PM

http://www.happyplace.com/15343/the-40-nerdiest-tattoos-ever-seen (http://www.happyplace.com/15343/the-40-nerdiest-tattoos-ever-seen)

It's not a monolith it's a bar of motel soap.
Title: Re: OMG! It's the MONOLITH!!!
Post by: trapeze on April 12, 2012, 05:11:31 PM

http://www.happyplace.com/15343/the-40-nerdiest-tattoos-ever-seen (http://www.happyplace.com/15343/the-40-nerdiest-tattoos-ever-seen)

It's not a monolith it's a bar of motel soap.


Without knowing what the scale is it could very well be a bar of soap.
Title: Re: OMG! It's the MONOLITH!!!
Post by: Predator Don on April 12, 2012, 06:08:10 PM
(http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/zK7_ogTK5lHWZMe0kRyzRQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Y2g9MzM5O2NyPTE7Y3c9NTg3O2R4PTA7ZHk9MDtmaT11bGNyb3A7aD0zNjQ7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/152/2012/04/12/Screen-shot-2012-04-12-at-9-05-45-AM-png_140007.png)

http://news.yahoo.com/monolith-object-mars-could-call-214004772.html (http://news.yahoo.com/monolith-object-mars-could-call-214004772.html)

 ::ohno::

 ::hysterical::


It looks like a scoop of ice cream.
Title: Re: OMG! It's the MONOLITH!!!
Post by: Libertas on April 12, 2012, 07:42:05 PM
Maybe it's an iPod?

 ::hysterical::