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Topics => Entertainment => Topic started by: trapeze on March 17, 2011, 01:14:32 PM

Title: Shopping For People You Really Don't Like
Post by: trapeze on March 17, 2011, 01:14:32 PM

Every once in a while you are faced with having to purchase a gift for someone that you would just as soon drop kick across the room but for various reasons (like your spouse is making you do it) you have to.

So...what do you get someone who, to you, is a complete horse's ass?

I would suggest that you could do worse than starting with a gift book from this list. (http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/20-truly-bizarre-books-on-amazon)

Feel free to offer up other suggestions.

Title: Re: Shopping For People You Really Don't Like
Post by: Glock32 on March 17, 2011, 03:25:07 PM

If it's a liberal, may I suggest you go to that official govt site where you can make a "voluntary contribution" to paying down the national debt? Then print off the certificate and tell them as their gift, a contribution was made in their name to the national debt.

Since liberals think paying taxes is the noblest gesture, I'm sure they would be genuinely touched by something like this as opposed to a bourgeois, materialistic DVD or something.

Title: Re: Shopping For People You Really Don't Like
Post by: John Florida on March 17, 2011, 03:45:50 PM

My wife can't make me do that no matter what.

Title: Re: Shopping For People You Really Don't Like
Post by: hemm on March 17, 2011, 03:56:29 PM

Isn't this EXACTLY why somebody invented fruit cake......???

Title: Re: Shopping For People You Really Don't Like
Post by: Alphabet Soup on March 17, 2011, 05:15:04 PM

Quote from: Glock32 on March 17, 2011, 03:25:07 PM

If it's a liberal, may I suggest you go to that official govt site where you can make a "voluntary contribution" to paying down the national debt? Then print off the certificate and tell them as their gift, a contribution was made in their name to the national debt.

Since liberals think paying taxes is the noblest gesture, I'm sure they would be genuinely touched by something like this as opposed to a bourgeois, materialistic DVD or something.

Screw that - If I ever need to buy for a lib I'll make a contribution in their name to the NRA!

Title: Re: Shopping For People You Really Don't Like
Post by: trapeze on March 17, 2011, 06:56:03 PM

Or make a donation to a home for unwed (pregnant/non-abortive) mothers.

Title: Re: Shopping For People You Really Don't Like
Post by: Libertas on March 18, 2011, 06:31:25 AM

Nah, gotta up the game a bit...

Make a donation in their name to the conservative candidate they most loath!

 ::cool::

Title: Re: Shopping For People You Really Don't Like
Post by: Pandora on March 18, 2011, 07:07:32 AM

Mass card ........  ::praying::

Title: Re: Shopping For People You Really Don't Like
Post by: Sectionhand on March 18, 2011, 07:27:09 AM

Gee ... I've never had that experience . When I don't like someone ... f*ck 'em !