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Topics => Judiciary, Crime, & Courts => Topic started by: LadyVirginia on June 27, 2012, 02:19:25 PM

Title: Weapon: french fries
Post by: LadyVirginia on June 27, 2012, 02:19:25 PM
I already knew french fries were dangerous because they make you fat. ;)
But appparently they're an assault weapon also.

Man allegedly throws french fries into stepdaughter's face and is arrested (http://boston.cbslocal.com/2012/06/25/lowell-man-arrested-for-throwing-french-fries-at-stepdaughter/)

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LOWELL (CBS) – A Lowell man is free following his arrest on charges he threw hot French fries at his young stepdaughter.
 
As a condition of his release, 26-year-old James Hackett must stay away from the girl.
 
Police say Hackett and his wife began arguing after leaving a McDonald’s. When his stepdaughter chimed in, Hackett allegedly threw the fries in her face.
 
She was not seriously hurt


Hot french fries--now that's newsworthy. I mean by the time I get back to the car mine are definitely not hot and pretty limp sometimes.
Title: Re: Weapon: french fries
Post by: Pandora on June 27, 2012, 02:25:46 PM
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... definitely not hot and pretty limp sometimes.

Prolly what James and wife were arguing about.
Title: Re: Weapon: french fries
Post by: Libertas on June 29, 2012, 06:59:16 AM
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... definitely not hot and pretty limp sometimes.

Prolly what James and wife were arguing about.

 ::rimshot::
Title: Re: Weapon: french fries
Post by: LadyVirginia on June 29, 2012, 09:39:50 AM
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... definitely not hot and pretty limp sometimes.

Prolly what James and wife were arguing about.

no doubt--what man throws french fries?