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Topics => General Board => Topic started by: AlanS on June 02, 2013, 09:46:28 PM

Title: I must be REALLY lucky
Post by: AlanS on June 02, 2013, 09:46:28 PM
Because I didn't get cancer.

 Michael Douglas: oral sex caused my cancer (http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/jun/02/michael-douglas-oral-sex-cancer)
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the actor, now winning plaudits in the Liberace biopic Behind the Candelabra, explained the background to a condition that was thought to be nearly fatal when diagnosed three years ago. Asked whether he now regretted his years of smoking and drinking, usually thought to be the cause of the disease, Douglas replied: "No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus."

Do those people REALLY think we're that friggin' stupid?

That's rhetorical, by the way.
Title: Re: I must be REALLY lucky
Post by: warpmine on June 02, 2013, 10:05:09 PM
Quote from: AlanS on June 02, 2013, 09:46:28 PM
Because I didn't get cancer.

 Michael Douglas: oral sex caused my cancer (http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/jun/02/michael-douglas-oral-sex-cancer)
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the actor, now winning plaudits in the Liberace biopic Behind the Candelabra, explained the background to a condition that was thought to be nearly fatal when diagnosed three years ago. Asked whether he now regretted his years of smoking and drinking, usually thought to be the cause of the disease, Douglas replied: "No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus."

Do those people REALLY think we're that friggin' stupid?

That's rhetorical, by the way.
No comment. Anything is possible with viruses.
Title: Re: I must be REALLY lucky
Post by: Libertas on June 03, 2013, 07:17:12 AM
Quote from: warpmine on June 02, 2013, 10:05:09 PM
Quote from: AlanS on June 02, 2013, 09:46:28 PM
Because I didn't get cancer.

 Michael Douglas: oral sex caused my cancer (http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/jun/02/michael-douglas-oral-sex-cancer)
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the actor, now winning plaudits in the Liberace biopic Behind the Candelabra, explained the background to a condition that was thought to be nearly fatal when diagnosed three years ago. Asked whether he now regretted his years of smoking and drinking, usually thought to be the cause of the disease, Douglas replied: "No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus."

Do those people REALLY think we're that friggin' stupid?

That's rhetorical, by the way.
No comment. Anything is possible with viruses.

By "viruses" we mean the nasty little buggers too, right?  Not just the germs?   ;D