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Topics => Radical Islam/GWOT => Topic started by: trapeze on August 26, 2013, 12:10:55 AM

Title: Terrorist Workplace Accident Thread
Post by: trapeze on August 26, 2013, 12:10:55 AM
I should have started a thread like this years ago. And honestly, it was a real tough call to start this thread or just post this stuff in the "I saw this funny thing on the web" thread.

Here is "Darayya" a terrorist who apparently couldn't tell the difference between "cover" and "concealment" when he decided to mix it up with a Syrian tank.

Bad call, there, Darayya. Good luck with the virgins, I guess.

So at the end of the video you can see what's left of Darayya. It's that reddish stain on the wall across the street from where he was standing.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4hgLAVOd7I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4hgLAVOd7I#)

Feel free to add your favorite terrorist workplace accident videos and/or pictures to this thread.
Title: Re: Terrorist Workplace Accident Thread
Post by: trapeze on August 26, 2013, 12:25:38 AM
Here's another. I always get a kick out of seeing idiots use a mortar incorrectly. In this case the idiot is stuffing the mortar with shells way too fast and the last round is set off in the tube.

Oops. Give my regards to allah, scumbag.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLV6cLqFRZA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLV6cLqFRZA#)

It's an oldie but a goodie. Here's another one, 'cause this stuff just never gets stale...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfhQPK8YMn8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfhQPK8YMn8#)

I think that thing that bounces off to the left might be his head.
Title: Re: Terrorist Workplace Accident Thread
Post by: trapeze on August 26, 2013, 12:33:39 AM
And then there's the popular, "IED accident" video.

You know...the funny thing is that a lot of these vids are made by the terrorists themselves. Me? I wouldn't want to be publishing my big f**king mistakes on youtube or Facebook but, what can I say? Kids these days...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH8XYaSrqso (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH8XYaSrqso#)

If only we could teach hippies to blow themselves up, too.
Title: Re: Terrorist Workplace Accident Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 26, 2013, 06:53:41 AM
Yeah, now that there is just good Monday morning entertainment in my book!

 ::clapping::
Title: Re: Terrorist Workplace Accident Thread
Post by: Libertas on August 29, 2013, 11:46:02 AM
Ohh yeah, here's another winner!

http://weaselzippers.us/2013/08/29/video-syrian-jihadist-rebel-blows-himself-up-with-his-own-rpg/ (http://weaselzippers.us/2013/08/29/video-syrian-jihadist-rebel-blows-himself-up-with-his-own-rpg/)

They looked like Jihadi rocket scientists, didn't they?

Say hello to Old Scratch, moron!

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: Terrorist Workplace Accident Thread
Post by: Glock32 on August 30, 2013, 02:03:17 PM
This is my personal favorite:


http://www.break.com/video/ugc/iraqi-gunman-gets-shot-up-145582 (http://www.break.com/video/ugc/iraqi-gunman-gets-shot-up-145582)


Forget cover, this moron didn't even get concealment right.  The middle of a wide open street is probably not the best position to take your RPG shot.
Title: Re: Terrorist Workplace Accident Thread
Post by: AlanS on August 30, 2013, 07:32:29 PM
This is my personal favorite:


http://www.break.com/video/ugc/iraqi-gunman-gets-shot-up-145582 (http://www.break.com/video/ugc/iraqi-gunman-gets-shot-up-145582)


Forget cover, this moron didn't even get concealment right. The middle of a wide open street is probably not the best position to take your RPG shot.

Been watching too many Hollywierd movies. ::laughonfloor::