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Topics => Politics/Legislation/Elections => Topic started by: IronDioPriest on April 07, 2011, 10:46:48 AM

Title: John Edwards suicidal?
Post by: IronDioPriest on April 07, 2011, 10:46:48 AM
I'd kill myself first!' John Edwards 'suicidal' over facing jail, claim pals (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1374070/John-Edwards-suicidal-facing-jail-claim-pals.html')

Disgraced politician John Edwards is said to be deeply depressed - to the point of being suicidal - over the prospect of a criminal trial that could end with him being jailed if found guilty.

The 57-year-old former Presidential candidate reportedly told a close friend: 'I won't go to jail. I'd kill myself first!'

He has lost 20lb in the last year and is a 'broken spirit,' reports the National Enquirer.

According to the Enquirer, a close source said: 'I think John is suicidal. He knows that if he's indicted, prosecutors will try to get him to serve jail time and make an example of him.

'He's absoluetly despondent over the fear of prison.

'Over the last year, he's lost about 20lb and friends are concerned that he's escaping reality with booze.

'In early March, his legal team told him there was a strong chance he could be indicted, and John completely lost it.

'He cried his eyes out and said, "I won't go to jail. I'd kill myself first!"'

More @ link...
Title: Re: John Edwards suicidal?
Post by: Sectionhand on April 07, 2011, 11:02:54 AM
I wish he had considered suicide before he ran for president .
Title: Re: John Edwards suicidal?
Post by: Predator Don on April 07, 2011, 11:37:04 AM
He committed poltical suicide.....He needs to move to step 2.

Isn't it like a liberal to knowingly do wrong, get caught and throw a whiny, cryin tantrum. He no more will kill himself than any other lilly livered liberal.

Note to John: Quit losing weight and hit the gym, you may need the extra muscle in the joint.

(again, no appropriate smiley)
Title: Re: John Edwards suicidal?
Post by: Janny on April 07, 2011, 11:38:25 AM
Uh oh!

(http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa35/JannyMae/wahmbulance.jpg)
Title: Re: John Edwards suicidal?
Post by: Libertas on April 07, 2011, 12:02:54 PM
Take him to jail!

Take him to jail!

 ::whoohoo::

 ::hysterical::
Title: Re: John Edwards suicidal?
Post by: Predator Don on April 07, 2011, 12:06:00 PM
Take him to jail!

Take him to jail!

 ::whoohoo::

 ::hysterical::

If he goes to jail....he better be careful who sees him fluff his hair.
Title: Re: John Edwards suicidal?
Post by: Sectionhand on April 07, 2011, 12:23:53 PM

If he goes to jail....he better be careful who sees him fluff his hair.

The thought of being Big Leroy's wife must not appeal to him .  ::bows::
Title: Re: John Edwards suicidal?
Post by: AmericanPatriot on April 07, 2011, 12:39:39 PM
If he had any honor, he would have killed himself a long time ago.
But he has no honor.

Big Bubba's gonna really like Johnny
Title: Re: John Edwards suicidal?
Post by: charlesoakwood on April 07, 2011, 01:14:42 PM
Uh oh!

(http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa35/JannyMae/wahmbulance.jpg)

wah-a-wah-awah--wah-a-waha-wah-a-wah-
Title: Re: John Edwards suicidal?
Post by: John Florida on April 07, 2011, 01:16:46 PM
I hope nobody gets in his way!! ::jihadnanner::
Title: Re: John Edwards suicidal?
Post by: Janny on April 07, 2011, 01:22:07 PM
If he had any honor, he would have killed himself a long time ago.
But he has no honor.

Big Bubba's gonna really like Johnny

If he had any honor, he wouldn't be in the position he is in. He's reaping what he sowed.

Title: Re: John Edwards suicidal?
Post by: BigAlSouth on April 07, 2011, 02:52:34 PM
Hmmmm. Edwards may be indicted?

Somewhere in busy medical facility in the Tarheel State, a bunch of OB-GYN doctors are taking a break, discussing this news and laughing their gluteus maximus off.
Title: Re: John Edwards suicidal?
Post by: michelleo on April 07, 2011, 03:34:03 PM
Take him to jail!

Take him to jail!

 ::whoohoo::

 ::hysterical::

If he goes to jail....he better be careful who sees him fluff his hair.


Or checking himself out in his makeup compact mirror.
Title: Re: John Edwards suicidal?
Post by: Glock32 on April 07, 2011, 05:01:19 PM
Hmmmm. Edwards may be indicted?

Somewhere in busy medical facility in the Tarheel State, a bunch of OB-GYN doctors are taking a break, discussing this news and laughing their gluteus maximus off.

Meanwhile Edwards' own gluteus maximus prepares for a different fate indeed....
Title: Re: John Edwards suicidal?
Post by: Predator Don on April 07, 2011, 05:27:44 PM
Hmmmm. Edwards may be indicted?

Somewhere in busy medical facility in the Tarheel State, a bunch of OB-GYN doctors are taking a break, discussing this news and laughing their gluteus maximus off.

Meanwhile Edwards' own gluteus maximus prepares for a different fate indeed....

Yeah, he thinks he is DEpressed now.....
Title: Re: John Edwards suicidal?
Post by: Damn_Lucky on April 07, 2011, 05:43:01 PM
I can recommend a good small caliber hollow point if he needs it! ::laserkill::
Title: Re: John Edwards suicidal?
Post by: rickl on April 07, 2011, 06:12:41 PM
If he goes to jail....he better be careful who sees him fluff his hair.

I presume you're referring to this video:

I Feel Pretty - John Edwards - Sung by Mrs. Julie Edwards (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kCAFkfFLQQ#)
Title: Re: John Edwards suicidal?
Post by: John Florida on April 07, 2011, 06:36:55 PM
They're gonna fluff and fold his ass day one. He'll be somebody's bitch the second he shows up. ::mooning::
Title: Re: John Edwards suicidal?
Post by: BigAlSouth on April 09, 2011, 09:17:58 AM
Former NC Democrat Governor pleads guilty to a felony and will not serve one day in prison.

Don't get yer hopes up. Not only are there "Two Americas", there are "Two Justice Systems."
Title: Re: John Edwards suicidal?
Post by: Sectionhand on April 09, 2011, 03:26:59 PM
The simple fact is that Edwards doesn't have the guts or off himself .
Title: Re: John Edwards suicidal?
Post by: Libertas on April 11, 2011, 07:15:15 AM
That's OK with me SH, I'd rather see him be a prison Ken doll!
Title: Re: John Edwards suicidal?
Post by: Sectionhand on April 11, 2011, 12:54:46 PM
You haven't heard ? The new John Edwards inflatable is selling like hotcakes at San Quentin !
Title: Re: John Edwards suicidal?
Post by: LadyVirginia on April 13, 2011, 02:04:28 PM
payback is a b!tch johnny boy
Title: Re: John Edwards suicidal?
Post by: Libertas on April 13, 2011, 02:36:56 PM
You haven't heard ? The new John Edwards inflatable is selling like hotcakes at San Quentin !

Complete with horribly shocked expression?!

 ::hysterical::