I have personally looked at the Javascript code running part of the Healthcare.gov website. If you are curious how I got the code, I simply typed the URL of the Javascript code into the browser address field. The browser then pulls up the entire code block, because Javascript is client-side code (not server-side).
What I am seeing in this code is nothing short of jaw-dropping. As people are now saying, this code is "CRAAAAAZY!" You almost can't even call it Javascript code. If you sat down 100 monkeys in front of 100 typewriters and told them to start banging away, I'm confident at least one of them would come up with something far better than the Healthcare.gov Javascript code.
In fact, I am practically ROFLMAO just looking at this code. Any competent programmer in the world, upon seeing this, would just burst their britches in knowing the U.S. government spent $600+ million dollars on this project. Inside the code, the Javascript programmer comments are just off-the-charts hilarious. Comments found in the code include (yes, these are actual text comments from the script):
Pan, what's the h/t to Anne B for? No link to anything she wrote? I do, however, have something she wrote about the why of it.
I know some here think she's gone aff the deep end, and I have to admit its a possibility, but she does still make sense at times
http://www.barnhardt.biz/2013/10/11/history-rhymes-obamacare-website-and-the-ukrainian-wheat-farmers/ (http://www.barnhardt.biz/2013/10/11/history-rhymes-obamacare-website-and-the-ukrainian-wheat-farmers/)
(Not good enough w iPad to make it pretty.)
But this guys article is...I don't know, ridiculous? Not that it isn't true, but that it is so bad it's laughable to a it pro, but he doesn't get into the "why" of it, as far as I read.
Has to be intentional, I'd say.
Which makes it very concerning.
Understood. Just curious if we saw the same piece by her, actually. I had read the post i linked literally right before i logged in here and saw this.
... Ukraine under Stalin in the early 1930s. The Ukraine is the breadbasket of eastern Europe. Tremendous farming and wheat production was centered in the Ukraine. Under Lenin, and then Stalin, all farms and food production were seized and controlled by the state. The Soviets hated the Ukrainians and wanted them all dead. All of them. So here’s what they did:
At wheat planting time, the farmers all went to the Soviet office in town to get their allocation of seed wheat to plant for that year’s crop. The Soviets stalled and stalled and then simply refused to give the Ukrainian farmers any seed. As the planting window narrowed day by day, and then finally closed, the farmers became first ever more urgent, and then resigned themselves in despair to the fact that they would have no crop that year.
Fast forward to wheat harvest time. The Soviet bureaucrats showed up at the farms and demanded that the farmers deliver that year’s wheat crop harvest. The farmers, in complete disbelief at the Soviets after having begged and pleaded for seed a few months earlier only to be ignored and then explicitly denied any seed by these very same Soviet bureaucrats, told them that there was no harvest because YOU REFUSED TO GIVE US ANY SEED.
The bureaucrats then accused the farmers of hiding and hoarding the wheat harvest, and summarily executed all of the men and teenaged boys on the spot as “enemies of the Revolution and the people”. Those were the lucky ones. The Ukrainians left alive then slowly starved to death, many descending into the madness of starvation. Many Ukrainian women, insane with hunger, slaughtered, cooked and ate their own children.
"Just pay the fine."!!!!
The f**king arrogance of these people.
In broad daylight, as it were, to keep sticking their fingers in our eyes as wel as high in the air!
Makes me wonder....I know they don't necessarily lack IQ points, so, do they know something? Like where those billions of rounds of ammo went? AnD all that money? And what about the "domestic security force..."?
Intentional provocations are not the handiwork of those who wish their opponents well!
I know some here think she's gone off the deep end, and I have to admit its a possibility, but she does still make sense at times
... Sebelius and Steelers Chairman Dan Rooney were at an enrollment and education event on Thursday at Heinz Field to promote Healthcare.gov, but people who showed up encountered problems in signing up for coverage on the website.
... Sebelius ... told the audience of about 100 people that Healthcare.gov was “open for business.”
“Believe me, we had some early glitches,” said Sebelius, who was introduced by Rooney, a backer of the law. “But it's getting better every day.”
At the back of the room, it was a different story. About 20 people armed with laptops and certified by the government to sign up people for coverage were meeting with uninsured people, answering questions and fruitlessly trying to access the website.
LaKesha Lowry, 41, came to the event to find out about her health insurance options. But the North Side resident said she was not able to access the site, even with the help of a certified application counselor.
“It said, ‘Try again later,' ” Lowry said.
Asked about the ongoing problems with the website and the fact that people at a government enrollment event couldn't sign up, Sebelius told reporters that she didn't know what problems were affecting service at Heinz Field. The government has made hardware and software upgrades to improve the site, she said, and it is working for many people.
“We're working to ensure it's easy to use,” Sebelius said, noting that more than 13 million people have visited the site, an “extraordinary” level of traffic.
"Just pay the fine."!!!!
Not a surprise its not working. Its a preview of single payer, and a part of bringing it in, when the crisis makes that happen.
This is going to get messy.
I'll let it slide cause I'm a car guy to but I really dislike Dan Rooney.Quote"Just pay the fine."!!!!
Is this Marie Antoinette saying "Let them eat cake"?
And easy on the Steeler fan bashing, I happen to be one. I will give you the city ain't what it used to be though.
I'll let it slide cause I'm a car guy to but I really dislike Dan Rooney.Quote"Just pay the fine."!!!!
Is this Marie Antoinette saying "Let them eat cake"?
And easy on the Steeler fan bashing, I happen to be one. I will give you the city ain't what it used to be though.
I don't know what these programmers' problem is. Look morons, here's a very simple flowchart of Obamacare:
(http://pjmedia.com/richardfernandez/files/2013/10/Obamacare.jpg)
[11:20:40 pm]: Thanks for contacting Health Insurance Marketplace Live Chat. Please wait while we connect you to someone who can help.
[11:20:43 pm]: Please be patient while we're helping other people.
[11:20:47 pm]: Welcome! You're now connected to Health Insurance Marketplace Live Chat.
Thanks for contacting us. My name is Emelia. To protect your privacy, please don't provide any personal information, like Social Security Number, or any other sensitive medical or personal information.
[11:21:12 pm]: Emelia
How may I assist you?
[11:21:41 pm]: Bobby
I can't get through these web pages. Keep getting stuck.
[11:22:00 pm]: Emelia
Do you mean the application on healthcare.gov?
[11:22:07 pm]: Bobby
Yeah
[11:22:39 pm]: Emelia
I apologize for the inconvenience, we actually have a lot of visitors trying to use our website right now. That is actually causing glitches and technical issues for some people trying to create accounts, log in, or finish applications. We encourage you to keep trying, and thanks for your patience. We are currently and continuously working to improve the site so you can get covered!
[11:23:05 pm]: Bobby
I have been trying for a long time
[11:24:07 pm]: Emelia
You can call in to our call center also, to see if a Representative can access your account and finish it for you. A lot of people are having success that way. Would you like our phone number?
[11:25:12 pm]: Bobby
Not sure if I can stay awake much longer...been up trying to get throught the application for, not sure...maybe 38 hours or so.
[11:26:07 pm]: Emelia
You can call us any time, we are available 24 hours a day 7 days a week. Feel free to call any time. Or you can keep trying your luck on your own with the website.
[11:27:25 pm]: Bobby
Not so lucky so far. I called about 14 hours ago and the rep was very rude to me. Called me a "ignorant nigger" and hung up on me.
[11:29:37 pm]: Emelia
I deeply apologize for that, if you would like you can call in and request a supervisor. They can pull up your call record and they will take action with that representative. However, keep in mind you do also have the option for a paper application to be mailed to you, or you can find in-person assistance in your community.
[11:31:07 pm]: Bobby
In my community? No way. Too dangerous. Damn, i been up way to long. Been drinking red bull and vodka for the last 7 hours.
[11:32:19 pm]: Emelia
Well just keep in mind that you have many options available to you. Open enrollment ends on March 31st 2014, so you do have some time to get all this done. Do you have any other questions before we end this chat tonight?
[11:32:41 pm]: Bobby
have you signed up?
[11:33:21 pm]: Emelia
I cannot provide personal information about myself, I apologize.
[11:33:40 pm]: Bobby
Well do you know anyone who has signed up?
[11:34:12 pm]: Emelia
Yes, like I said many people have had success with calling in and having a representative finish it for them.
[11:34:58 pm]: Bobby
Yeah but do you know anyone like a friend or something who signed up?
[11:35:27 pm]: Emelia
I can answer questions pertaining to the Marketplace, I cannot share personal information.
[11:36:07 pm]: Bobby
what about rumors? have you heard any rumors? that wouldnt be personal info
[11:36:19 pm]: Emelia
Do you have any other questions pertaining to the Markeplace that I can help you with?
[11:36:37 pm]: Bobby
yeah but you aren't helping
[11:37:11 pm]: Bobby
its because im blakc, right?
[11:37:31 pm]: Bobby
and drunk
[11:37:50 pm]: Bobby
you dont want to help me cause im black and drunk
[11:39:44 pm]: Emelia
I can give you information about the Marketplace, Insurance, and other general inquiries about the Health Insurance Marketplace. I am not allowed to share my opinions about the Affordable Care Act. Thank you for contacting the Marketplace live web chat. Have a good night.
[11:39:49 pm]: Bobby
i just pooped a J you ever had that happen. its way cool I'm gonna take a pic of it with my obamaphone
[11:40:25 pm]: Bobby
you didnt call me ignorant
[11:40:54 pm]: Bobby
not gonna answer my questions, are you?
[11:41:00 pm]: Your chat session is over. Thanks for contacting us, and we hope we've answered your questions. Have a great day.
[11:41:00 pm]: 10/17/2013
According to The Onion they finally have an improved version available:::hysterical::
New, Improved Obamacare Program Released On 35 Floppy Disks
(http://o.onionstatic.com/images/23/23949/original/700.jpg?8131)
(http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-improved-obamacare-program-released-on-35-flop,34294/)
WASHINGTON—Responding to widespread criticism regarding its health care website, the federal government today unveiled its new, improved Obamacare program, which allows Americans to purchase health insurance after installing a software bundle contained on 35 floppy disks. “I have heard the complaints about the existing website, and I can assure you that with this revised system, finding the right health care option for you and your family is as easy as loading 35 floppy disks sequentially into your disk drive and following the onscreen prompts,” President Obama told reporters this morning, explaining that the nearly three dozen 3.5-inch diskettes contain all the data needed for individuals to enroll in the Health Insurance Marketplace, while noting that the updated Obamacare software is mouse-compatible and requires a 386 Pentium processor with at least 8 MB of system RAM to function properly. “Just fire up MS-DOS, enter ‘A:\>dir *.exe’ into the command line, and then follow the instructions to install the Obamacare batch files—it should only take four or five hours at the most. You can press F1 for help if you run into any problems. And be sure your monitor’s screen resolution is at 320 x 200 or it might not display properly.” Obama added that the federal government hopes to have a six–CD-ROM version of the program available by 2016.
If The Regime was capable of standard industry practice due dilligence they would have realized what a complete f**kup this outfit was. As it is it is The Regime that comes out looking like a complete f**kup...which it is. Bottom line-they don't GAFF! All they want is the switch turned on, doesn't matter how many billions are wasted in repairing it (unlikely) or scraping it and starting over (likely)...and the MFM will not let this little hiccup derail OdumbassCare or tarnish Duh Wun's image...the latter being a sick joke, how can you tarninsh a POS?!Dig real there and I'm certain you'll discover a connection or two of political contributors.
Remember, the problems are not a bug, but a feature of the system, just like the gun registry..
I've said elsewhere that the website wasn't supposed to work (as advertised). What they have put together is a massive database of individual personal information, all in one comprehensive package, without having to comb through other government agencies for it.
They've *said* they want all the personal info entered first, when setting up the "account", so the "subsidies" can be factored into the premiums. Sure.
Remember, the problems are not a bug, but a feature of the system, just like the gun registry..
another way to control
Meanwhile, millions of Americans with individual health insurance plans have received notices that their policies have been cancelled as mandated by the DumbassCare law. Fancy that.
These people are finding out
INSURANCE COSTS MONEY
If anything they will blame it on Romney because RomneyCare. Or they will blame it on the Heritage Society since somebody there once published a paper on the individual mandate and therefore they should be held responsible for thinking of it.
But...the longer this drags on the less of a chance a single payer system has of ever seeing the light of day.
First of all it will take a Democrat controlled congress to get that done. And even so...they just barely had the votes to pass it the first time even with breaking procedure in the Senate by using reconciliation. So what you would have to assume is that it would take more than a simple majority in congress to get single payer done...it would take an unprecedented amount of stupid.
But the larger issue is that this situation has the potential (despite massive media cheerleading) to debunk the notion that government can do anything well. Outside of the military. Although they are working to screw that up. But that's another issue.
No, there is a whole generation or two or three who are seeing that government run anything is one big f u c k u p. The media can't really paper over this because the stink is subliminal even if it isn't being broadcast. Take, as an example, what the admin is doing right out of the gate to "fix" the problem. The admin is employing a surge of private industry tech experts to clean up the mess. That is an admission, albeit not an overt one...that would be too much to ask...that government screwed this up and government can NOT fix it. Hence, we get Verizon and others involved in making it work now. The media should, of course, be leading the charge on this. They should be conducting an inquisition in public during prime time. But, since it's their boy genius who is at the head of this clown show, they aren't. But my point here is that the media doesn't have to do anything. This mess is so big and so deep and so horrible that it needs very little investigation or promotion at all for the public (yes, even the low intelligence voters) to see it for what it really is.
Just in case anyone in the NJ disaster from last fall, Sandy storm, are wondering why is relif effort riddled with so many jumps and hoops, CGI was employed by the government to handle that boondoggle as well!
Just in case anyone in the NJ disaster from last fall, Sandy storm, are wondering why is relif effort riddled with so many jumps and hoops, CGI was employed by the government to handle that boondoggle as well!
The more and more I learn about this I can't help but think that this was intentional.