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Topics => Entertainment => Topic started by: AlanS on December 02, 2013, 09:51:09 AM
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And STILL doesn't use profanity. Get comfortable 'cause this is good. It starts off slow, but Cos still gets in form.
Bill Cosby - Far From Finished - & YES, HE'S STILL GOT IT - Full NonStop 2 and a Half Hours-2013 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZJaqo21HE0#ws)
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I watched this a couple weeks ago with my 18 yo daughter.
After she laughed a few times I asked if she noticed anything about Cos
Then I asked how many swear words she heard
I then explained that he was funnier than most of the "comedians" out there
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I downloaded :Why is There Air" from ITunes in the .mpg format and put it on a zip drive for my truck, so when I get tired of music I can listen to some funny stuff.
I also downloaded several of "The Bickersons" routines, Andy Griffith's "What It Was Football" and some others.
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He's had some good ones. The parenting "my job is the goalie, I get to kick 'em back into play" stands out. I think the only cussing he did was that part about forgetting his kids names when angry "I thought I was Goddamnit?"!
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We saw him in a similar venue in Raleigh some years ago. Bill Cosby is a funny guy. Riiiiight. ;)
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He's had some good ones. The parenting "my job is the goalie, I get to kick 'em back into play" stands out. I think the only cussing he did was that part about forgetting his kids names when angry "I thought I was Goddamnit?"!
"Until I was 6 yrs old, I thought my name was Dammit and my sister was Jesus Christ. COME HERE, DAMMIT! JESUS CHRIST DON'T DO THAT!" ::hysterical::
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FYI, the comedy presentation is an hour and a half. The rest of the vid is Cosby, with Robert Townsend, discussing how he got started.
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Remember the "Driving in San Francisco" bit?
::laughonfloor::
Driving In San Francisco.wmv (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxnp8UvHmAM#)
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Hey OC, I think that was the same album that had the story in the car with his little girls! Talked about how they learned in school ::) the eeeevils of smoking...came up on a guy driving a car who was smoking and they start pointing at him him chanting "You're gonna die! You're gonna die!" and the guy screams "Oh my God, Panthers!" and peels out!
::hysterical::
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Hey OC, I think that was the same album that had the story in the car with his little girls! Talked about how they learned in school ::) the eeeevils of smoking...came up on a guy driving a car who was smoking and they start pointing at him him chanting "You're gonna die! You're gonna die!" and the guy screams "Oh my God, Panthers!" and peels out!
::hysterical::
I have that album (Why Is There Air?), but I don't recall anything like you described.
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Hey OC, I think that was the same album that had the story in the car with his little girls! Talked about how they learned in school ::) the eeeevils of smoking...came up on a guy driving a car who was smoking and they start pointing at him him chanting "You're gonna die! You're gonna die!" and the guy screams "Oh my God, Panthers!" and peels out!
::hysterical::
I have that album (Why Is There Air?), but I don't recall anything like you described.
I'm probably wrong on the album but the era sounds about right.
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I'm probably wrong on the album but the era sounds about right.
Sweat it not. I'm wrong half the time, and incorrect for the other half! ::laughonfloor::
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I'm probably wrong on the album but the era sounds about right.
Sweat it not. I'm wrong half the time, and incorrect for the other half! ::laughonfloor::
CRS strikes more often the older one gets.
CRS strikes more often the older one gets.
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CRS strikes more often the older one gets.
CRS strikes more often the older one gets.
I wuz gonna respond, but I forgot whut ya said....... ::oldman::
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I don't remember which album it was, but he's the one who coined the term "idiot mittens"; you know, the kids' mittens connected by a string that went up the arm, over the shoulders and down the other arm so the kid couldn't lose a mitten.
Perfect.
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My mother still wonders how I could lose them things when I was a wee lad...along with just about everything else...
I guess they aren't complete-idiot-proof!
::hysterical::
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Idiot Mittens.wmv/ kindergarten (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_sDDQNJZRQ#ws)
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Couple more of my favorite lines:
"Old, dried up, brown, nasty tasting, gag ya, stick the throat" Graham cracker washed down with "good ole lukewarm, curdley milk".
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It's the brain damage! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyMSc97UksM)
::hysterical::
5:30 mark "I brought you into this world, I'll take ya out!" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq9yWXtI6aA)
::laughonfloor::