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Debbie Wasserman-Hyphen + Iowahawk =
« on: May 27, 2011, 11:54:39 AM »
Just sit back and laugh your Friday away...

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How does #TGMTDWS get through the performance of his “marital duty?” He just lies back and thinks of Bea Arthur.

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explanation for latecomers: #TGMTDWS = The Guy Married To Debbie Wasserman Schultz

 ::cool:: ::thumbsup:: ::USA:: ::hysterical::
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Re: Debbie Wasserman-Hyphen + Iowahawk =
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2011, 01:23:53 PM »
Rush said something like 'she drives a Japanese car, but uses American-made mayonnaise in her hair'.

She's a big-mouth, pushy witch with an over-inflated sense of superiority.
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Re: Debbie Wasserman-Hyphen + Iowahawk =
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2011, 01:33:56 PM »
It never fails to strike me how much that Wasserman-Schultz dude looks like a chick. It's damn freaky.
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Re: Debbie Wasserman-Hyphen + Iowahawk =
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2011, 06:29:22 AM »
I just got an email from a friend of mine who dated DWS in college. Confirmed:

She has a penis.
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Re: Debbie Wasserman-Hyphen + Iowahawk =
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2011, 10:39:52 AM »
Definitely A TROLL ::puke::
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Re: Debbie Wasserman-Hyphen + Iowahawk =
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2011, 11:07:18 AM »
Quote from: BigAlSouth on May 28, 2011, 06:29:22 AM
I just got an email from a friend of mine who dated DWS in college. Confirmed:

She has a penis.

Is your friend doing OK?

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Re: Debbie Wasserman-Hyphen + Iowahawk =
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2011, 05:00:25 PM »
Quote from: Pandora on May 27, 2011, 01:23:53 PM
Rush said something like 'she drives a Japanese car, but uses American-made mayonnaise in her hair'.

She's a big-mouth, pushy witch with an over-inflated sense of superiority.

Yeah that was a great line. "Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz, no relation to Ed Blabbermouth Schultz, wants everyone to drive an American car just like she doesn't. She does apparently, however, use a domestic mayonnaise in her hair."

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Re: Debbie Wasserman-Hyphen + Iowahawk =
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2011, 10:06:30 AM »
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Re: Debbie Wasserman-Hyphen + Iowahawk =
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2011, 07:26:20 AM »
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Re: Debbie Wasserman-Hyphen + Iowahawk =
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2011, 03:19:09 PM »
"Debbie Wasserman-(I get compliments on the hyphen) Shultz"
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Re: Debbie Wasserman-Hyphen + Iowahawk =
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2011, 03:32:19 PM »
I liked the name I heard the other day for Ed Schultz (around the time that he was apologizing to Laura Ingraham):

The Round Mound Of Sound
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Re: Debbie Wasserman-Hyphen + Iowahawk =
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2011, 03:33:55 PM »
But yeah, it's hard to believe they aren't related based on the common last name and the pathological tendency of placing speech before thought.
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