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Offline LadyVirginia

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Twitter humor
« on: October 31, 2013, 03:29:19 PM »
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Dressing up as Saturn tonight. Hope the rings fit.

Drinks and poker with other planets yesterday. Lots of Big Bang jokes.

Thinking about getting universal coverage. Was assured that if I liked my moon, I could keep my moon

Do you suppose I enjoy having satellites buzzing around me? Think gnats.

Am I the only planet that finds this Al Gore guy insufferable?

Does the equator make me look fat?


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People are really sick. Just bought pack of razor blades and found pieces of apple stuck in it.

Considering rule change for Wheel: If you like your vowels, you can keep your vowels.

A lot of confusion regarding new vowel policy. Guidelines are being written and will be posted online by November 31.

Vowel Clarification: Ys will be covered if they meet minimum standards found in section XIV of guidelines.

Further clarification: Prices for vowels will go up for some, and you may be directed to other vowels. (Section XXVII.)

Tired of all the questions. Everything will be clear when you read the guidelines. #Whatever!

Waiter in Mexican restaurant: "If you like your flan, you can keep your flan." (HELP ME! I CAN'T STOP!)

"And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor."

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Re: Twitter humor
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2013, 06:55:46 AM »
"Does the equator make me look fat?"

No, your fat makes you look fat!

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 ::hysterical::

We are now where The Founders were when they faced despotism.