Topic: Another weirdo.......

[oldcoastie6468]

Environmentalist Hugs Tree, Then Marries It
November 12, 2013 By Daniel Greenfield

Marriage equality is truly transforming the world. First men marrying men. Then women marrying bridges. And men marrying trees. The sky is the limit… no wait, you can marry the sky too.
 
But first marry a tree.

It was love at first sight and now Richard Torres is the happiest man in the world after finding the wife of his dreams… a tree. No, this is not a typo.

http://frontpagemag.com/2013/dgreenfield/environmentalist-hugs-tree-then-marries-it/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=environmentalist-hugs-tree-then-marries-it

[ToddF]

Stick your richard into the tree.  Encounter spike left by your buddy, 5 years ago.  Fun for all.

[AlanS]

That's gonna leave a pretty good splinter when they consummate the marriage.

[Septugenarian]

Can't discern the species, maybe ash?

[Libertas]

Can't discern the species, maybe ash?

Both are dumbashes.

[oldcoastie6468]

Can't discern the species, maybe ash?

Both are dumbashes.

The idiot's really going out on a limb with this crapola.

[AlanS]

Can't discern the species, maybe ash?

So he gets to kiss his ash everyday?

[Predator Don]

Enviromentalist humps tree, then does the right thing and marries it.

[Libertas]

What a sap!

[Predator Don]

"Torres is now hoping to branch out and take his message of saving the environment to other Latin American countries and the world."


 Really? Was this snippet an attempt at humor?

[oldcoastie6468]

Can't discern the species, maybe ash?

So he gets to kiss his ash everyday?

He's also known as Splinterass.