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Offline John Florida

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3 Kids Fishin’
« on: May 15, 2011, 10:30:15 AM »
Barrack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, ‘I want to go to Disney World & Barrack said, ‘No problem, I’ll take you there on Air Force One.’
The second kid said, ‘I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes. Barrack said, ‘I’ll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them.’
The third kid said, ‘ I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset.’
Barrack was a little perplexed by this and said, ‘But you don’t look like you’re handicapped.
The kid said, ‘I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning.
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Re: 3 Kids Fishin’
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2011, 11:06:53 AM »
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We are so far past and beyond the “long train of abuses and usurpations” that the Colonists and Founders experienced and which necessitated the Revolutionary War that they aren’t even visible in the rear-view mirror.
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Re: 3 Kids Fishin’
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2011, 06:50:08 AM »
 ;D
We are now where The Founders were when they faced despotism.

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Re: 3 Kids Fishin’
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2011, 10:52:43 AM »
 
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