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Offline Predator Don

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are you a conservative?
« on: October 27, 2011, 10:33:09 AM »
1) Sitting at your desk, raise your right leg and do clockwise circles with your foot.

2) Now, draw a "6" in the air with your right hand, as you circle your foot.

If your foot automatically changes directions, you have a liberal streak in your brain. Shame on you. If your foot continues in the clockwise circle, you are 100% conservative.
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Re: are you a conservative?
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2011, 11:01:03 AM »
OK, aside from some palsy, I am a conservative...
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Re: are you a conservative?
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2011, 11:08:12 AM »
Quote from: Libertas on October 27, 2011, 11:01:03 AM
OK, aside from some palsy, I am a conservative...


Ok....Now continue to draw 6's in the air while spinning your foot clockwise.
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Re: are you a conservative?
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2011, 11:35:17 AM »
More palsy...

I'm doomed!
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Re: are you a conservative?
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2011, 12:13:01 PM »
Was this Grover Norquist's idea ?
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Re: are you a conservative?
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2011, 12:43:15 PM »
Quote from: Sectionhand on October 27, 2011, 12:13:01 PM
Was this Grover Norquist's idea ?



 ::hysterical:: That's good....


No, it was an e mail I received and I changed it...... ::hysterical::
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Re: are you a conservative?
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2011, 03:42:08 PM »
Quote from: Predator Don on October 27, 2011, 12:43:15 PM
Quote from: Sectionhand on October 27, 2011, 12:13:01 PM
Was this Grover Norquist's idea ?



 ::hysterical:: That's good....


No, it was an e mail I received and I changed it...... ::hysterical::

I never knew you had a sadistic streak about you.
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Re: are you a conservative?
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2011, 05:50:23 PM »
Quote from: Predator Don on October 27, 2011, 11:08:12 AM
Quote from: Libertas on October 27, 2011, 11:01:03 AM
OK, aside from some palsy, I am a conservative...


Ok....Now continue to draw 6's in the air while spinning your foot clockwise.

Yeah, fuggedaboudit; I must not only have a liberal streak a mile wide but a one-track mind -- the foot wants to circle in the same direction as the hand, counter clockwise.
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Re: are you a conservative?
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2011, 06:31:49 AM »
You can do it, but only if you go slow and concentrate, but even then after a while the gyros want to synch up...
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Re: are you a conservative?
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2011, 06:32:23 AM »
Quote from: AlanS on October 27, 2011, 03:42:08 PM
Quote from: Predator Don on October 27, 2011, 12:43:15 PM
Quote from: Sectionhand on October 27, 2011, 12:13:01 PM
Was this Grover Norquist's idea ?



 ::hysterical:: That's good....


No, it was an e mail I received and I changed it...... ::hysterical::

I never knew you had a sadistic streak about you.

Well, we know now!

Don's a little   ::evil::
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