So first off, the grass-guzzlers these people were driving. ...We know this because we know that cows contribute more to global warming than all the cars in the world....
...Another prime cause was the inquisition. It is estimated that anywhere from 50-80 million people were killed over the centuries by the inquisition. Many were burned at the stake. Even if that figure were only 10%, or 5-8 million people…that’s a lot of greenhouse gases being emitted from the pyres. Clearly, Christians are to blame.
So...
if I drive my Ford Excursion to Ruth's Chris after church, I'm really doing my part to kill Mother Gaea, aren't I? It's all my fault. I'm so ashamed.
