So first off, the grass-guzzlers these people were driving. ...We know this because we know that cows contribute more to global warming than all the cars in the world....
...Another prime cause was the inquisition. It is estimated that anywhere from 50-80 million people were killed over the centuries by the inquisition. Many were burned at the stake. Even if that figure were only 10%, or 5-8 million people…that’s a lot of greenhouse gases being emitted from the pyres. Clearly, Christians are to blame.
if I drive my Ford Excursion to Ruth's Chris after church, I'm really doing my part to kill Mother Gaea, aren't I? It's all my fault. I'm so ashamed.
"A strict observance of the written laws is doubtless one of the high duties of a good citizen, but it is not the highest. The laws of necessity, of self-preservation, of saving our country when in danger, are of higher obligation. To lose our country by a scrupulous adherence to written law, would be to lose the law itself, with life, liberty, property and all those who are enjoying them with us; thus absurdly sacrificing the end to the means."
- Thomas Jefferson