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« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2012, 06:27:07 PM » |
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That sucks. I guess I'll have to stick to La Quinta.
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« Reply #21 on: April 20, 2012, 04:08:05 AM » |
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So....Do you need identification to prove you are a queer?
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So....Do you need identification to prove you are a queer?
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« Reply #23 on: April 20, 2012, 05:51:56 PM » |
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« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2012, 02:26:32 PM » |
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So I guess next time you're at a hotel you better check for bite marks on the pillows.
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« Reply #25 on: April 22, 2012, 01:40:32 PM » |
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Yup, right after I scan the sheets with my ultraviolet flashlight.
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« Reply #26 on: April 22, 2012, 01:50:52 PM » |
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Yup, right after I scan the sheets with my ultraviolet flashlight.
And the spreads. And the blankets. I am so glad I am not the only one who gets a case of the icks over hotel-room linens. I won't even walk barefoot on the carpeting. |
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« Reply #27 on: April 22, 2012, 02:06:28 PM » |
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Yup, right after I scan the sheets with my ultraviolet flashlight.
And the spreads. And the blankets. I am so glad I am not the only one who gets a case of the icks over hotel-room linens. I won't even walk barefoot on the carpeting. Nan is that you?  |
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« Reply #28 on: April 22, 2012, 03:17:29 PM » |
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Yup, right after I scan the sheets with my ultraviolet flashlight.
And the spreads. And the blankets. I am so glad I am not the only one who gets a case of the icks over hotel-room linens. I won't even walk barefoot on the carpeting. Nan is that you?  |
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« Reply #29 on: April 22, 2012, 03:34:32 PM » |
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They change the linens they don't change the blankets.
Yuck!
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« Reply #30 on: April 22, 2012, 07:22:22 PM » |
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« Reply #31 on: April 22, 2012, 07:30:22 PM » |
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Well, I'm certainly excited about staying in motels now! Hotels are no better. The few times I've stayed in either, I've kicked their linens to the corner and asked for all freshly laundered ones or brought my own. This is why, for me, the older I get, the bigger a pain in the ass it is to travel almost anywhere, nevermind the number of items I now need for a baseline of comfort. |
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« Reply #32 on: April 22, 2012, 07:38:02 PM » |
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Baseline items! Ha! Was thinking about that the other day. Back in college I had
a Norelco razor that came in a hard case. I would carry a week's worth of baseline
items in that thing, toothbrush, extra money (under the lining) etc. I leave now,
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« Reply #33 on: April 22, 2012, 08:32:56 PM » |
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Baseline items! Ha! Was thinking about that the other day. Back in college I had
a Norelco razor that came in a hard case. I would carry a week's worth of baseline
items in that thing, toothbrush, extra money (under the lining) etc. I leave now,
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« Reply #34 on: April 22, 2012, 09:43:41 PM » |
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I can suspend my disbelief when I stay in a hotel.
The sheets and linens are clean and crisp, all surfaces have been sterilized, the mattress is not full of other people's skin cells or dried bodily fluids, and the bed and pillow have never been slept or drooled on by anyone but angelic children and supermodels.
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« Reply #35 on: April 22, 2012, 10:08:42 PM » |
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I can suspend my disbelief when I stay in a hotel.
The sheets and linens are clean and crisp, all surfaces have been sterilized, the mattress is not full of other people's skin cells or dried bodily fluids, and the bed and pillow have never been slept or drooled on by anyone but angelic children and supermodels.
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« Reply #36 on: April 23, 2012, 06:55:17 AM » |
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I can suspend my disbelief when I stay in a hotel.
The sheets and linens are clean and crisp, all surfaces have been sterilized, the mattress is not full of other people's skin cells or dried bodily fluids, and the bed and pillow have never been slept or drooled on by anyone but angelic children and supermodels.
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« Reply #37 on: April 23, 2012, 07:39:38 PM » |
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I can suspend my disbelief when I stay in a hotel.
The sheets and linens are clean and crisp, all surfaces have been sterilized, the mattress is not full of other people's skin cells or dried bodily fluids, and the bed and pillow have never been slept or drooled on by anyone but angelic children and supermodels.
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