IMAO has some zingers too
Liberals: “We’re not fascists! Now here’s what your whole life should look like cradle to grave according to the government’s plan…”
At age 50, Julia trades three shotgun shells for a gallon of gas and tells children about the “long long ago.”
The most exciting part of Dreams From My Father is where Obama realizes that his composite girlfriend is a Cylon.
Remember when people ventured west in search of new government to help them out?
At age 32, Julia only ventures out at night to make it harder for the Obamabot hunter/seekers to find her.
At age 22, Julia receives a visit to her home from President Obama. Later that day, she can’t locate her dog, Spot..
At age 33, after living a carefree life thanks to Obama’s government programs, Julia is consumed by Morlocks.
Obama 2012: “You’re nothing without me! Nothing! You hear me, Julia? Nothing!”
At age 68, Julia receives a helpful monthly reminder of how her dying soon would be helpful to the government’s budget.