Kinda old from another site, but worth repeating, hope you haven't heard it before;
Old guy goes into a dealership and tells the salesman he's interested in a Corvette. After looking at a couple he buys one, waits for them to get it ready, then drives away. When he gets on the expressway he says to himself "wonder how fast this will go - so he steps on the gas. It goes from 70 to 80 in seconds, then 90, keeps climbing to 100, then 110. All of a sudden the reds lights are behind him, so he takes it to 120, but the car is still behind him. finally he thinks what am I doing, I'll be in jail for ever, so he pulls over. The cop gets out and walks to his car, looks in and sees the old guy and can't believe a senior citizen would be so stupid and try to out run a police car.
But he decides to give the guy a break. So he tells him, "sir it's Friday and I'm off duty in 15 minutes, I don't want to do a bunch of paperwork, so if you can give me a reason for going that fast and I haven't heard it before I'll let you go with a warning.
the old guy thinks for a minute then tells him - 10 years ago my wife ran off with another trooper, I thought it was you and you were bringing her back ..................
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Good day sir and drive carefully-------