I still say soccer is faggy. I know it's not literally true for most of the players or even fans, but the whole self-consciously "not American!" aspect is downright quar.
Sometimes they attempt to boast about how, unlike in American football, the players don't hide behind pads and helmets. To which I ask, how many soccer teams field guy who dress out over 230 who can also run a sub-5 40? Yeah. That's why there's helmets, eurofags.