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« on: March 23, 2011, 01:21:21 PM » |
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I'm the Dolt in the Volt,
And i'm here to say,
Driving is Fun,
If your trip is one way.
Volts engine is quiet, just like a mouse,
It runs on electricty,
Just like your house
I'm the Dolt in the Volt,
And I'm here to say,
Driving is fun,
If your trip is one way.
Oh GM, and oh obama,
I think the Volts great,
But there are problems that just can't wait.
My Volt don't run in the cold,
It is weak in the heat,
Not to mention the cheap driver seat.
And when will I be able to find a charge?
And to save the planet, it can't be 40 large.
So here I am,
The Dolt in the Volt,
telling you driving is fun,
If you're only going one MF way.
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Sectionhand
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« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2011, 01:30:20 PM » |
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And Stymie the Cat
Can go sh*t in his hat !
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IronDioPriest
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I refuse to accept my civil servants as my rulers
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« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2011, 01:45:51 PM » |
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There once was a car run on batt-ries,
T'was built in U.S. Gub-mint fact-ries,
When asked of a man,
who drives cars from Japan,
"Would you own this car?" "Not exact-ry."
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"The difference between a welfare state and a totalitarian state is a matter of time."
- Ayn Rand
"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable."
- John F. Kennedy
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Libertas
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« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2011, 02:07:21 PM » |
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(Knock - knock) "Who's there?" "41" "41 who?" "41k" "Whose 41k?" "Yours, you dumbass! That's what you just pissed away to buy a Volt you dolt! Don't you remember?"   |
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LadyVirginia
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« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2012, 09:51:37 AM » |
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I was institutionalized as a child.
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Libertas
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« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2012, 11:11:16 AM » |
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First two comments are awesome! Note to the Secret Service:Trust me, the Volt is perfectly safe. Let Obama get into one. Just make sure you cram Biden and Pelosi in there with him. Don't forget Dingey Harry!!!  |
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GOP? - Nope. No more. They made their bed, now let them die in it.*
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LadyVirginia
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« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2012, 11:12:14 AM » |
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First two comments are awesome! Note to the Secret Service:Trust me, the Volt is perfectly safe. Let Obama get into one. Just make sure you cram Biden and Pelosi in there with him. Don't forget Dingey Harry!!! Those were great. The dolt parade. |
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Predator Don
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« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2012, 11:50:23 AM » |
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Well...Proves the Secret Service isn't doing thier job.
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LadyVirginia
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« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2012, 12:48:58 PM » |
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More likely the Secret Service didn't want to get their a$$es toasted.
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LadyVirginia
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« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2012, 05:52:10 PM » |
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