How to produce a Hollywood Blockbuster
1) Find
the guys whose Sy-fy scripts were rejected. 2) Hire Actors who have been successful in the past and who have publicly gone on one liberal rant or another to improve their holly wood street cred while alienating 1/2 of your potential audience.
3) Write a script whose main point is political agenda- write it to a three 3 year old level and fill it with wooden, boring characters and huge plot holes so you can deliberately insult the intelligence of those folks from flyover country shelling out $8-12 per ticket.
4) Show it to your yes men and make sure they say yes. If they fail to say yes, fire the yes men and hire new yes men and repeat.
5) Throw in a lot of CGI. A Lot. Gobs of it. The Action it creates should show off that it is, in fact, CGI, and it should not in anyway contribute to plot or story.If possible fast cuts extreme closeups and fast pans should be used to attempt to induce motion sickness and vomiting in the Audience. Promote the hell out of the 3d release to maximize this effect
6) now figure out how to spend as much money on the "movie" as possible but make sure the bulk of it goes to lavish cast parties and promotional tours. Really, spend as litte on actul production, sets or retakes to get the acting right as you can. These are morons watching, so really , how good does it need to be to fool them into thinking it was good?
7) Insert lots of subliminals to suggest the movie is good , and product placements so you can tie it in with a Taco Bell promotion and market the hell out of it.
8) If possible, remake old movies and stories from Traditional american and give them a fresh new twist in which America is the bad guy. No one will see that coming
9) Act really, really surprised that your over budget, endless action CGI motion sickness fest of storyless, but still agenda driven pile of crap doesn't do well , and then blame it on middle America being too stupid to appreciate your genius.
10) repeat.