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Offline oldcoastie6468

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See this finger, Hon?
« on: November 19, 2013, 07:10:48 PM »
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Man, unhappy with ex-wife, buys house next to her and puts up gigantic middle finger statue
By Will Lerner
November 18, 2013 4:10 PM

This story is one that warms the blackened, icy hearts of the Odd News team. In Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, Alan Markovitz, not satisfied with expressing his distaste for his ex-wife in just words, has bought and moved into a home that sits right next door to a house that’s occupied by…his ex-wife. That’s funny enough, but as WJBK Fox 2 points out, the cherry on top of this cupcake is an almost 12-foot high statue of a middle finger Markovitz put in his back yard, pointed toward his former love and her new boyfriend.

Oh! Oh! And also! It has a spotlight that illuminates it during the evening.

Fox 2 wasn’t able to get the ex-wife on the horn, but did speak with Markovitz. He told them that the plan was to get even with the new boyfriend, because two had allegedly had an affair while she was still married to our favorite art patron. He also told them that it wasn’t his intention for this to be public and that it only spread after his ex-wife’s daughter posted a picture on her Twitter account.

I didn't copy the photos, but they are great!


http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/man--unhappy-with-ex-wife--buys-house-next-to-her-and-put-up-a-gigantic-middle-finger-statue-211042567.html
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Re: See this finger, Hon?
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2013, 07:47:02 PM »
They friggin blacked out the finger!  Nevermind, we can just watch Miley Cyrus obscenely waving her arched ass around on national TV.
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Re: See this finger, Hon?
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2013, 08:19:37 PM »
He's actually quite a piece of work.  Tried to create a reality show about himself and his strip clubs.
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Re: See this finger, Hon?
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2013, 08:44:07 PM »
If I lived next door to the poser and the wookie, that statue would come in handy.

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Re: See this finger, Hon?
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2013, 06:29:51 AM »
If I lived next door to the poser and the wookie, that statue would come in handy.

I'd want it on a swivel with a remote control. That way I could give them both the finger.
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Re: See this finger, Hon?
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2013, 07:10:25 AM »
Shouldn't this belong in the white trash thread?   ::thinking::

Just sayin'

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Re: See this finger, Hon?
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2013, 08:06:00 AM »
If I lived next door to the poser and the wookie, that statue would come in handy.

I'd want it on a swivel with a remote control. That way I could give them both the finger.

Heh, I had thought this too, but I think I'd want a hydraulic lift as well, so I can lift it up high and rotate it, like if they have guests over...

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Re: See this finger, Hon?
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2013, 04:04:46 PM »
If I lived next door to the poser and the wookie, that statue would come in handy.

I'd want it on a swivel with a remote control. That way I could give them both the finger.

Heh, I had thought this too, but I think I'd want a hydraulic lift as well, so I can lift it up high and rotate it, like if they have guests over...

 ;D

You ALWAYS gotta take it to the next level, don't ya? ::hysterical::
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Re: See this finger, Hon?
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2013, 07:53:05 AM »
If I lived next door to the poser and the wookie, that statue would come in handy.

I'd want it on a swivel with a remote control. That way I could give them both the finger.

Heh, I had thought this too, but I think I'd want a hydraulic lift as well, so I can lift it up high and rotate it, like if they have guests over...

 ;D

You ALWAYS gotta take it to the next level, don't ya? ::hysterical::

Well heck, I mean if you're going to do something extreme like this, why go half-assed?
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