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Topics => World/Foreign Affairs => Topic started by: Libertas on January 28, 2013, 11:44:07 AM

Title: Iran claims to have launched a monkey into space...
Post by: Libertas on January 28, 2013, 11:44:07 AM

...where's Barry?

 ::whatgives::

 ::hysterical::

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/01/iranian-regime-claims-space-monkey-launch-a-success/ (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/01/iranian-regime-claims-space-monkey-launch-a-success/)

I am shocked that rocket doesn't say "ACME" on the side of it!


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Title: Re: Iran claims to have launched a monkey into space...
Post by: AmericanPatriot on January 28, 2013, 12:06:09 PM

I'm a dinner jacket?

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Title: Re: Iran claims to have launched a monkey into space...
Post by: Glock32 on January 28, 2013, 12:22:50 PM

yeah...we launched one into the White House.

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Title: Re: Iran claims to have launched a monkey into space...
Post by: LadyVirginia on January 28, 2013, 12:30:01 PM

Quote from: Libertas on January 28, 2013, 11:44:07 AM

...where's Barry?

 ::whatgives::

 ::hysterical::

^^that a thousand times....

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Title: Re: Iran claims to have launched a monkey into space...
Post by: Pandora on January 28, 2013, 01:00:17 PM

Quote from: AmericanPatriot on January 28, 2013, 12:06:09 PM

I'm a dinner jacket?

That's the first thought that came to my mind ...

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Title: Re: Iran claims to have launched a monkey into space...
Post by: IronDioPriest on January 28, 2013, 01:02:36 PM

So... they'll willingly blow themselves to Allah if they can take a Jew with them in the process.... but they won't risk losing a man for the sake of scientific exploration?

Why not send a Scuzlim into space with a Jew? Then if things go bad, it'd be like any old regular Scuzlamic suicide mission. If they live, then the clerics could have them both executed - one for being a Jew, and one for failing to properly sacrifice himself for Jihad.

There Scuzlim logic in there somewhere.

Save a monkey. Send a Muslim to space in an Iranian rocket.

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Title: Re: Iran claims to have launched a monkey into space...
Post by: Libertas on January 29, 2013, 07:03:35 AM

Save a monkey, send a Scuzlim!

 ::hysterical::   ::whoohoo::

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Title: Re: Iran claims to have launched a monkey into space...
Post by: Libertas on February 11, 2013, 07:02:51 AM

Too bad this is all a bunch of hooey too, much like their "stealth" claims, everything Iran says is BS!

http://www.strategypage.com/htmw/htmurph/articles/20130209.aspx (http://www.strategypage.com/htmw/htmurph/articles/20130209.aspx)

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