Nice translation, you do that yourself? ::hysterical:: ::exitstageleft::
Nice translation, you do that yourself? ::hysterical:: ::exitstageleft::
Nope.
When's it going to be Castro's turn?
Yeah the Russians are calling for an investigation because they allege the USA poisoned him with some kind of cancer causing agent. Isn't that rich? From the people who poisoned Alexander Litvinenko with radioactive polonium. From the people who poisoned Viktor Yushchenko with dioxin.
Jeesh, even a joke becomes reality!
http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/03/07/17226935-maduro-chavez-body-to-be-permanently-displayed?lite (http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/03/07/17226935-maduro-chavez-body-to-be-permanently-displayed?lite)
I hope some aim to misbehave. ::thumbsup::
Venezuela may be unable to embalm Chavez's remainsMaybe the wild hogs will still eat him, who knows.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/03/13/us-venezuela-chavez-embalming-idUSBRE92C1GC20130313 (http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/03/13/us-venezuela-chavez-embalming-idUSBRE92C1GC20130313)
"Russian and German scientists have arrived to embalm Chavez and they tell us it's very difficult because the process should have started earlier ... Maybe we can't do it,"
May I suggest dragging him through the streets by his ankles?!
::bustamove::
(http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/images/stories/chavez-copy.jpg)
The people's champion was very fond of being agreed with
GUARDIAN readers were today in mourning for a man who would have banned the Guardian if it was in Venezuela.
The death of President Hugo Chavez has robbed Britain’s left wing of an heroic figure whose bravely authoritarian regime stood up to America and journalism.
Julian Cook, from Finsbury Park, said: “He was sort of democratically elected and in many ways Venezuela was kind of almost a free country. I’ll miss him so much.”
Emma Bradford, a level six Guardian reader from Stevenage, added: “He introduced free healthcare and free education and if you have those two things then why on earth would you need a free press?"
“Yes, we have those things in Britain and we have a free press, but – for our sins – we are much more complex than the noble Latin American peasants.”
She added: “I only use Venezuelan petrol in my Saab because it has been properly taxed.”
Tom Booker, from Hackney, added: “Journalists would have had a much easier time in Venezuela if they had just agreed with President Chavez. If you read his autobiography you’d realise that he was actually very nice."
“The oil tax paid for precious, beautiful things like schools, hospitals, secret police and the wildly popular TV show Stop What You Are Doing and Listen to the President.”
Meanwhile, tributes were also paid to Chavez by the usual arseholes.
Ken Livingstone, George Galloway and Gerry Adams all said he was a great man, which is pretty much all you need to know about Hugo Chavez.
Probably because he assumed room temperature much earlier than the official announcement?
This is a pretty good article from The Daily Mash, sort of a British version of The Onion:
Guardian readers pay tribute to man who would have banned the Guardian (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/guardian-readers-pay-tribute-to-man-who-would-have-banned-the-guardian-2013030661944)Quote
(http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/images/stories/chavez-copy.jpg)
The people's champion was very fond of being agreed with
GUARDIAN readers were today in mourning for a man who would have banned the Guardian if it was in Venezuela.
The death of President Hugo Chavez has robbed Britain’s left wing of an heroic figure whose bravely authoritarian regime stood up to America and journalism.
Julian Cook, from Finsbury Park, said: “He was sort of democratically elected and in many ways Venezuela was kind of almost a free country. I’ll miss him so much.”
Emma Bradford, a level six Guardian reader from Stevenage, added: “He introduced free healthcare and free education and if you have those two things then why on earth would you need a free press?"
“Yes, we have those things in Britain and we have a free press, but – for our sins – we are much more complex than the noble Latin American peasants.”
She added: “I only use Venezuelan petrol in my Saab because it has been properly taxed.”
Tom Booker, from Hackney, added: “Journalists would have had a much easier time in Venezuela if they had just agreed with President Chavez. If you read his autobiography you’d realise that he was actually very nice."
“The oil tax paid for precious, beautiful things like schools, hospitals, secret police and the wildly popular TV show Stop What You Are Doing and Listen to the President.”
Meanwhile, tributes were also paid to Chavez by the usual arseholes.
Ken Livingstone, George Galloway and Gerry Adams all said he was a great man, which is pretty much all you need to know about Hugo Chavez.