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Title: Vikings Dominate 1st Round of 2013 NFL Draft
Post by: Libertas on April 26, 2013, 11:35:13 AM

DL, CB, WR...all "needs".

http://www.nfl.com/draft/2013/tracker#dt-tabs:dt-by-team/dt-by-team-input:min (http://www.nfl.com/draft/2013/tracker#dt-tabs:dt-by-team/dt-by-team-input:min)

...and 5 picks left to play with.

Might as well enjoy the next few years...after that these guys might as well be wearing tutu's and slippers...

Title: Re: Vikings Dominate 1st Round of 2013 NFL Draft
Post by: IronDioPriest on April 26, 2013, 12:20:09 PM

I think you've inadvertently made a grammatical error Libertas.

It's an iron-clad law of grammar: "Dominate" and "Vikings" cannot occupy the same sentence without a negative qualifier.

Example: "The Vikings dominate the list of teams that suck hind tit.

See how that works?

Your headline should read:

Quote

Vikings obtain 3 first-round draft picks - other teams forced to wait for years to properly utilize their talents
Parents lament their son's bad fortune, wonder, "What could we have done differently?"

Title: Re: Vikings Dominate 1st Round of 2013 NFL Draft
Post by: Libertas on April 26, 2013, 01:44:19 PM

 ::laughonfloor::

Heh, that was good!

Never no mind...the boys will be in Seattle in a few more years...

 ::hysterical::

Title: Re: Vikings Dominate 1st Round of 2013 NFL Draft
Post by: AmericanPatriot on April 27, 2013, 08:47:06 AM

Did they get Ragnar Lothbrok in the first round?

Title: Re: Vikings Dominate 1st Round of 2013 NFL Draft
Post by: IronDioPriest on April 27, 2013, 09:14:37 AM

Quote from: AmericanPatriot on April 27, 2013, 08:47:06 AM

Did they get Ragnar Lothbrok in the first round?

Silly AP. Vikings aren't Scandinavian these days.

DeRagnarius Hopenchange.

Title: Re: Vikings Dominate 1st Round of 2013 NFL Draft
Post by: IronDioPriest on April 27, 2013, 10:52:27 AM

LaRagnarton Jones. Complete with an NFL hair-cape (http://itsaboutliberty.com/index.php/topic,2869.msg32128.html#msg32128)

Title: Re: Vikings Dominate 1st Round of 2013 NFL Draft
Post by: Glock32 on April 27, 2013, 11:59:01 AM

The Panthers drafted a DT out of Utah who was supposed to be a top 3 pick until it was revealed he has a heart condition. So, who knows, maybe that means Carolina got a bargain. Or a future bad headline on the Sports pages.

Title: Re: Vikings Dominate 1st Round of 2013 NFL Draft
Post by: AmericanPatriot on April 27, 2013, 01:02:57 PM

I bet Ragnar would be a killer linebacker

 ::rimshot::

Title: Re: Vikings Dominate 1st Round of 2013 NFL Draft
Post by: ToddF on April 29, 2013, 07:17:47 AM

Football is gone in 10 years.  Read a very compelling case pointing out that as soon as the lawsuits start, high school and college ball is done.  Without the farm system others provide, the NFL will also be done.

Great time for a billion dollar stadium to be built!

Title: Re: Vikings Dominate 1st Round of 2013 NFL Draft
Post by: Libertas on April 29, 2013, 07:49:26 AM

Quote from: MNHawk on April 29, 2013, 07:17:47 AM

Football is gone in 10 years.  Read a very compelling case pointing out that as soon as the lawsuits start, high school and college ball is done.  Without the farm system others provide, the NFL will also be done.

Great time for a billion dollar stadium to be built!

Yup.

If there is football it will be fake choreographed BullObama!