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Topics => Science, Technology, & Medicine => Topic started by: Libertas on November 12, 2013, 12:03:11 PM

Title: First Muzzie Medical Breakthrough...Camel Whizz
Post by: Libertas on November 12, 2013, 12:03:11 PM
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/11/holy-humpback-saudi-scientist-finds-cure-to-cancer-in-camel-piss/ (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/11/holy-humpback-saudi-scientist-finds-cure-to-cancer-in-camel-piss/)

Go with what you know...I guess...
Title: Re: First Muzzie Medical Breakthrough...Camel Whizz
Post by: Pandora on November 12, 2013, 12:32:53 PM
I'd like it to work.

On the other hand, this is probably the first and the last we'll hear of it.
Title: Re: First Muzzie Medical Breakthrough...Camel Whizz
Post by: AmericanPatriot on November 12, 2013, 02:51:57 PM
Unfortunately, it needs to be filtered through pig's bladder
Title: Re: First Muzzie Medical Breakthrough...Camel Whizz
Post by: AlanS on November 12, 2013, 02:53:40 PM
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It figures that Saudi Arabia’s greatest national achievement would involve camel urine. Either that or suicide bombing or cutting someone’s hands off.

    “This treatment is not an invention, but rather, taken from our Prophet’s legacy,” she remarked. A Hadith narrated by Al-Bukhari (2855) and Muslim (1671) claims that some people came to Madina and fell ill with bloated abdomens. The Prophet (pbuh) told them to combine the milk and urine of a camel and drink that, after which they recovered.

Dr. Fatan fails to mention that Mohammed then had them killed. But that’s kind of an unextraordinary event in Muslim history. If you met Mohammed, either you ended up marrying one of his daughters or he ordered your death. It’s why there are so many descendants of Mohammed and corpses in the desert.

Sounds like a cruel f&^king joke.
Title: Re: First Muzzie Medical Breakthrough...Camel Whizz
Post by: Libertas on November 13, 2013, 06:34:47 AM
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It figures that Saudi Arabia’s greatest national achievement would involve camel urine. Either that or suicide bombing or cutting someone’s hands off.

    “This treatment is not an invention, but rather, taken from our Prophet’s legacy,” she remarked. A Hadith narrated by Al-Bukhari (2855) and Muslim (1671) claims that some people came to Madina and fell ill with bloated abdomens. The Prophet (pbuh) told them to combine the milk and urine of a camel and drink that, after which they recovered.

Dr. Fatan fails to mention that Mohammed then had them killed. But that’s kind of an unextraordinary event in Muslim history. If you met Mohammed, either you ended up marrying one of his daughters or he ordered your death. It’s why there are so many descendants of Mohammed and corpses in the desert.

Sounds like a cruel f&^king joke.

That's Mohammadan's for ya...