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440 lb virgin sends lover to ER during his first time
« on: December 19, 2013, 09:48:14 PM »
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440 lb virgin sends lover to ER during his first time
By Kate StoreyDecember 18, 2013 | 6:05am

The first time Gregg Casarona ever had sex, the walls didn’t just shake — they shattered.
The 440-pound project manager was 21 at the time and had been dating his girlfriend Jen Gerakaris for about a month when they decided to take things to the next level.

Welcome to the new TLC series “Sex Sent Me to the ER,” premiering Dec. 28.

Gerakaris was 22 and living in her parents’ Long Island basement at the time. She made her move by stripping down to her bra and panties and waiting on her bed until Gregg got the hint.
“I knew he was a virgin and I honestly didn’t care,” Gerakaris says. “We were dating for a little while and he hadn’t put any moves on me yet so I made a move.”

When things began to heat up, Casarona thrust the 110-pound Gerakaris backwards with all 440 pounds of his girth. And Gerakaris’s head went right through the basement’s sheet-rock wall.

“My initial reaction was, ‘I killed her,’ ” Casarona tells The Post. “‘This is my first time. And Jen is dead.’”

After a couple of terrifying seconds, Gerakaris slowly pulled her head out of the wall and looked at Casarona incredulously.

“Why’d you stop?” she asked.

http://nypost.com/2013/12/18/virgin-ends-up-in-er-during-his-first-time/
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Re: 440 lb virgin sends lover to ER during his first time
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2013, 10:35:25 PM »
Oookay.  A little TMI there.
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Re: 440 lb virgin sends lover to ER during his first time
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2013, 10:46:06 PM »
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“Why’d you stop?” she asked.

Because a concussion is the ultimate in foreplay these days.
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Re: 440 lb virgin sends lover to ER during his first time
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2013, 11:01:43 PM »
Quote from: Pandora on December 19, 2013, 10:35:25 PM
Oookay.  A little TMI there.

Three Mile Island has nothing to do with it.
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Re: 440 lb virgin sends lover to ER during his first time
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2013, 11:10:06 PM »
Keep it up.  I WILL smite you.   ::saywhat::
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Re: 440 lb virgin sends lover to ER during his first time
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2013, 11:35:59 PM »
So he hurt her little head.
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Re: 440 lb virgin sends lover to ER during his first time
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2013, 06:34:38 AM »
This story is wrong on so many levels. ::laughonfloor::
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Re: 440 lb virgin sends lover to ER during his first time
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2013, 07:11:11 AM »
Wow...there's a term for people who like whales, ain't there?

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