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Offline trapeze

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Merry Christmas From Chuck Norris
« on: December 20, 2013, 09:36:50 AM »
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Re: Merry Christmas From Chuck Norris
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2013, 10:30:01 AM »
Doesn't that look like a CGI chuck?

BTW, if you want to email Chuck Norris his address is gmail@chucknorris.com...

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Re: Merry Christmas From Chuck Norris
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2013, 02:14:44 PM »
Apparently, Chuck is riffing on Jean-Claude, who I gather, did this bit seriously.

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