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Offline oldcoastie6468

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Only in This Stupid World
« on: December 21, 2013, 04:47:04 PM »
Only in This Stupid World...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy tobacco products at the front.
 
Only in This Stupid World...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
 
Only in This Stupid World...do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
 
Only in This Stupid World...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put useless junk in the garage.
 
Only in This Stupid World...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in This Stupid World...do banks have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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Re: Only in This Stupid World
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2013, 01:48:59 AM »
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Offline rustybayonet

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Re: Only in This Stupid World
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2013, 07:37:10 AM »
Only in this stupid world --- do they use sterilized needles to administer lethal injections to those
                                         being put to death.
Only in this stupid world --- do we keep electing the same idiots to office.
Only in this stupid world --- do keep watching programs with 20-30% commercials on cable
                                         that we pay for to elimanate the commeercials.
Only in this stupid world --- do we continue spending millions for education that continues
                                         to decline.
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Re: Only in This Stupid World
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2013, 10:08:41 AM »
This ones too easy...
Only in this stupid world could a person with zero experience running anything get elected to the position of being the "Most Powerful Man in the World"!
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“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist

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Re: Only in This Stupid World
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2013, 04:52:14 PM »
Only in this stupid world..Do self sufficient, moral people support lazy, amoral jag offs who laugh at them for their effort.
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