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Offline oldcoastie6468

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My dictionary of banned words and phrases
« on: December 29, 2013, 12:40:47 PM »
Irregardless - Stupidity personified. A double negative. Without without regard? WTF?

Democratic Party - It's the Democrat Party. There is nothing democratic about democrats or their political party. No one refers to the Republicratic Party. Geez......

The Tea Party - It's a political movement to obey, defend and preserve the Constitution, not a specific political party.

"Reiterate" - Another double meaning. To Iterate means to repeat. Reiterate means to re-repeat? Ignorance must really be bliss....

Boneless Chicken Wings - This is meat from a chicken. Geez.......

At this point in time - How about NOW? Never use one word when 5 or more will do.

End Result - What other kind of result is there?

Up in the air - Simpler statement: Pending.

I mean, like you know - Our athuletes' (misspelled intentionally) greatest statement.

Extremely unique - Either something is unique (one-of-a-kind) or it is not. It cannot be more than unique. Dumbness personified.

Completely destroyed - Either something is destroyed or it is not. There is no degree of being destroyed.

Casualty - A casualty is a death, not an injury. Having 350 casualties from a war battle does not mean that 350 people were killed.

Shy - "He's just shy of the first down." Is he blushing?  ::thinking:: ::thinking:: ::thinking::

I want to thank you - Well, then, just thank me. Geez....

The home suffered major damage - Homes cannot suffer. People suffer.

Undocumented immigrant - He or she is a criminal illegal immigrant.

I have others, but I can't get out of first gear this morning.
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Offline AlanS

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Re: My dictionary of banned words and phrases
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2013, 02:49:14 PM »
Slow day in the frozen tundra? ::hysterical::
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Re: My dictionary of banned words and phrases
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2013, 03:08:56 PM »
Irregardless of your opinion of the Democratic party, let me reiterate that at this time the end result is still up in the air. I mean, like, you know... The house suffered an extremely unique casualty just shy of being completely destroyed.  ::unknowncomic::
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Offline oldcoastie6468

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Re: My dictionary of banned words and phrases
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2013, 07:16:35 PM »
Irregardless of your opinion of the Democratic party, let me reiterate that at this time the end result is still up in the air. I mean, like, you know... The house suffered an extremely unique casualty just shy of being completely destroyed.  ::unknowncomic::

You must have gradumacted from  a government school!  ::laughonfloor::

(Just being sarcastic!) Like I mean, you know....
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Offline rustybayonet

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Re: My dictionary of banned words and phrases
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2013, 07:48:18 PM »
Oh sure - you forgot the most important banned word and phrase;

Obama - Mr. President   ::pullhair::

I've been trying to forget them for the past 6 years   ::exitstageleft::
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