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Offline oldcoastie6468

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Ladies, do you suffer from swoobs?
« on: January 26, 2014, 02:02:11 PM »
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‘Breast deodorant’ is now on sale. How stupid do beauty companies think women are?

Female beauty products have reached new heights of absurdity with a deodorant that eliminates 'swoobs' - sweaty boobs. Radhika Sanghani is baffled

By Radhika Sanghani10:00AM GMT 10 Jan 2014

We’ve heard about women tattooing their nipples, giving their vaginas facials and buying intimate cleansers, but just when you thought beauty products had reached their limits, out comes breast deodorant.

Not one, but three companies are promising their products will eliminate ‘swoobs’ AKA sweaty boobs. “Women can now rest easy,” promises Fresh Body as it advertises its Fresh Breasts deodorant. “We're replacing ‘swoobs’ - dreaded boob sweat - with smiles!”

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/10561000/Sweaty-boobs-Breast-deodorant-is-now-on-sale.-How-stupid-do-beauty-companies-think-women-are.html
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Re: Ladies, do you suffer from swoobs?
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2014, 03:14:46 PM »
I think the world's greatest job MIGHT be in the development and testing of this product.  "You ladies just line up....I'll be around to sniff your boobs shortly."
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Re: Ladies, do you suffer from swoobs?
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2014, 06:45:43 PM »
Quote from: ChrstnHsbndFthr on January 26, 2014, 03:14:46 PM
I think the world's greatest job MIGHT be in the development and testing of this product.  "You ladies just line up....I'll be around to sniff your boobs shortly."

What about the ones that fail? ::barf::
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Re: Ladies, do you suffer from swoobs?
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2014, 08:27:04 PM »
Quote from: AlanS on January 26, 2014, 06:45:43 PM
Quote from: ChrstnHsbndFthr on January 26, 2014, 03:14:46 PM
I think the world's greatest job MIGHT be in the development and testing of this product.  "You ladies just line up....I'll be around to sniff your boobs shortly."

What about the ones that fail? ::barf::

Well, I always aspired to becoming a dirty old man......looks like I've made it.
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“However, I would never treat anyone with disrespect just because they are different from me. We are all created by the Almighty and like Him, I love all of humanity. We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other.”
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Re: Ladies, do you suffer from swoobs?
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2014, 08:04:02 AM »
Umm, I dunno if this is...how do I say this?  How big a problem is this?  I mean, I assume we're talking about normal everyday activity, not working out at the gym and getting sweaty...who/why are swoobs happening?

(Hint - How big are these girls?  In general and specifically?)

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Re: Ladies, do you suffer from swoobs?
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2014, 08:11:36 AM »
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How stupid do beauty companies think women are?

Which half of America are you talking about?
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Re: Ladies, do you suffer from swoobs?
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2014, 07:54:14 PM »
just to set you guys straight, it depends on your cup size and age. I found that any deodorant works which means that I am smart enough to not be conned into buying something that will now be packaged in a smaller size at twice the price.
as for the testing part, that is strictly up to you guys.
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Re: Ladies, do you suffer from swoobs?
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2014, 09:29:01 PM »
Any man with test-touching proclivities dies on the spot.

Just sayin'.   ::saywhat::
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Re: Ladies, do you suffer from swoobs?
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2014, 07:39:22 AM »
Upon closer inspection...ahh...I leave you ladies to it.

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Re: Ladies, do you suffer from swoobs?
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2014, 08:29:16 AM »
I thought the examination would require a "hands-on" inspection.
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Re: Ladies, do you suffer from swoobs?
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2014, 09:03:52 AM »
CG - okay it's in the open now you is a 'preee-vert.  ::speechless:: I wasn't going to tell the ladies here about last year when you volunteered to do a toe jam inspection for another site.  It always happens this time of the year when he has to spend hours plowing snow, guess he gets cold hands and needs to warm them.     ::snoshovel::  ::facepalm:: 
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Re: Ladies, do you suffer from swoobs?
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2014, 09:10:45 AM »
Everyone should know that I'm a 'preee-vert, and that I'm damned proud of it!  ::evil::
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Re: Ladies, do you suffer from swoobs?
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2014, 12:02:46 PM »
What kind of lady would like cold caloused hands on their goods?    ::whatgives::   ::stirpot::
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