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Offline oldcoastie6468

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IRS Audit
« on: February 05, 2014, 10:40:35 AM »
I just received an audit on my tax return for 2013 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents"

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants;

3 million crack heads;

42 million unemployed people on food stamps;

2 million people in over 243 prisons;

Half of Mexico;

535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate; and

1 useless President."

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.


I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?
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Offline Weisshaupt

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Re: IRS Audit
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2014, 11:08:43 AM »
The Millions getting free condoms  and subsidized Obamacare..

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Offline Libertas

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Re: IRS Audit
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2014, 11:17:00 AM »
Might be a shorter list who isn't poaching off me!

Let's see...

*My family
*My IAL friends

That might be about it.
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