And now the
Elizabeth Warren 11 commandments of progressivism1) "We believe that Wall Street needs stronger rules and tougher enforcement, and we're willing to fight for it."
2) "We believe in science, and that means that we have a responsibility to protect this Earth."
3) "We believe that the Internet shouldn't be rigged to benefit big corporations, and that means real net neutrality."
4) "We believe that no one should work full-time and still live in poverty, and that means raising the minimum wage."
5) "We believe that fast-food workers deserve a livable wage, and that means that when they take to the picket line, we are proud to fight alongside them."
6) "We believe that students are entitled to get an education without being crushed by debt."
7) "We believe that after a lifetime of work, people are entitled to retire with dignity, and that means protecting Social Security, Medicare, and pensions."
8) "We believe—I can't believe I have to say this in 2014—we believe in equal pay for equal work."
9) "We believe that equal means equal, and that's true in marriage, it's true in the workplace, it's true in all of America."
10) "We believe that immigration has made this country strong and vibrant, and that means reform."
11) "And we believe that corporations are not people, that women have a right to their bodies. We will overturn Hobby Lobby and we will fight for it. We will fight for it!"
And the main tenet of conservatives' philosophy, according to Warren? "I got mine. The rest of you are on your own."
And now here they are translated:
1) We believe a different set of cronies should get paid off with taxpayer money
2) We believe in Science!
TM and expect you to go along with our conclusions because the science is settled! - because we don't understand that science- of its nature - is never settled and we eally don't want to argue the evidence because we have none.
3) We believe The Government should control who gets to use what on the internet- not the people who built it and own it.
4) We believe that the amount you earn should not be proportionate to the value you provide and others should be punished to take up your slack
5) We believe more Fastfood workers should be put out of work and replaced by robots!
6) We believe that everyone who works at colleges should be forcefully enslaved and made to teach for free.
7) We believe that a massive PONZI scheme that is implicitly mathematically impossible can be fixed by saying "we believe"
8) We believe in looking at part time work and work in different professions in an apples and organes comparions proves some sort of pay disparity based on "equal work"
9) We believe equal means equal - which is why the rules should be different based on what sex you are and what color your skin is. Did I mention I am a Native American?
10) We believe that accepting millions of criminals into our country will result in more votes for me!
11) We believe that corporations are not people, so we should be free to violate the rights of the people that own and run them at gun point to give us what we want, rather than pay for it ourselves.
%#&$*@ Bitch.